Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Page #7

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Hecatonshire.

Hey.

I see you got your hands full.

Room for cream?

Nectar. Double shot.

I've lived.

This might be the most fun

I've ever had.

Ever.

Yeah, anything's gotta be better

than living in the woods, right?

Living in the woods would have been fine

if you were there.

Everything's better with a brother.

You know, technically,

we don't have the same mom.

So we're still brothers!

I know! How cool is that?

Arctic.

It's too sweet, don't you think?

No, nectar's never too sweet.

Get off me!

- Get off me!

- Grover!

Percy!

- Damn!

- Was that Chris Rodriguez?

How did they do that?

Back at camp, Luke said that

there were other half-bloods who turned.

What do you mean, "turned"?

To his side.

Luke has Grover.

The Oracle was right.

Luke is going after the Fleece.

That's why he needs a satyr.

But what does Luke want

with the Fleece anyway?

I don't know.

But if we're gonna get Grover back,

we need to find Luke.

But we don't know where he is.

I know someone who does. Come on.

What, are we shipping ourselves

overnight express to the Sea of Monsters?

You want to find Luke?

His dad will know where he is.

Olympic Parcel Service. Come on.

Like it? He'll love it.

Yes, Hephaestus does do quality work.

Everyone else these days, hacks.

Excuse me, we're looking for Hermes.

I'm sorry to be the god of obviousness,

but I'm with a customer.

You want an overnight shipment to Hades,

that will be 250 drachmas.

Perfect. Thank you, sweetness.

I will take care of that for you,

and I'll see you next week.

Now, you.

You are here about Hermes?

His son, actually.

It's kind of important.

Yeah, I could tell the way you burst in here,

all rude-like.

His son's name is Luke Castellan.

What has that wayward boy of mine

gotten himself into now?

Wait, you're...

Hermes.

Little insulted

you didn't recognize me.

My feelings might have even been hurt

if I wasn't such a self-confident individual.

I don't know if you noticed,

but I'm killing these shorts.

Sir, we're looking for Luke...

because he attacked Camp Half-Blood

and kidnapped our friend.

And we really need your help,

and we don't have a lot of time.

That's really cute,

how you finish each other's sentences.

Follow.

You like this tie? I just bought it.

Herms, of course.

Check it out.

State-of-the-art sorting,

processing and packaging facility.

If you can box it, we can ship it

at the speed of...

Well, me.

We have plans to expand next year.

We're finding we have some space issues.

So picture this, only bigger.

Don't touch that.

We're the fastest-growing

Olympian industry.

It took a while to get up and running,

but Rome wasn't built in a day.

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