Peep World Page #5

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the one on condescension

I actually majored in it.

That's fine.

- Nathan.

- What?

Nathan.

What?

If you're not there,

my boss will kill me.

I will be there.

I promise.

Please.

Stop it.

I will be there.

Hemingway

found his courage

by running with the buffs.

Nathan found his by visiting

a highly recommended doctor

on craigslist.

And you are?

Jack. Jack Meyerwitz.

I'm an architect.

Nathan knew it was

Wrong to use Jack's name.

But in his mind,

he couldn't risk

his secret getting out.

Premature ejaculation

is a common problem.

Now, there's no reason

to be embarrassed about this.

It's a simple mechanical problem

that we can now fix.

Let me ask you.

Are you able

to achieve penetration

before ejaculation?

Some of the time.

Good.

That's good.

In those instances,

how long before you orgasm?

One minute?

Two?

Okay.

How would you like

to last an hour?

What about two or three?

Five minutes

would be unbelievable.

We've developed

a patented compound

that takes effect

almost immediately.

Jeez.

It opens up the veins...

Naah..

In the sponge tissue

of the penis,

the capora cavernosax

Keeps them open

and maintains an erection

for at least an hour,

allowing you to perform

without the fear

of ejaculation.

Now just... just think

of the hours of pleasure

you'll be able to give,

and receive, as a result.

For the first time,

you'll be able

to be with a woman

and feel fully confident

of your abilities.

That would be amazing.

Okay, I need you to stand up.

Salvador,

come in here please.

Who is Salvador?

Oh, he's my nurse.

You're gonna love him.

Full-dosage cartridge.

Very good.

- Is it a pill?

- No.

Now, I don't want you

to be worried.

Holy sh*t.

- It Won't hurt at all.

- Nope. Nah.

No, we don't have to.

Normal, very normal.

No.

Jesus Christ.

Okay.

Now...

You said something about being

an architect, huh?

What kind of architecture

do you do, Jack?

I do... Aah!

No.

I told you it Wouldn't hurt.

Oh, it kills.

That kills.

See how easy that was?

Oh. Ah.

Now, your erection

will come on rapidly

once the medication

takes effect.

It should subside

in about 15 minutes.

15 minutes...

are... are you sure?

Maybe 20, more or less.

You might feel some discomfort,

but that's a normal part

of the diagnostic.

Don't worry.

Very normal.

If had taken Joef

eight times

to pass the California bar.

So most people

wouldn't trust him

to handle their divorce...

Hey.

Except for Mary...

Joel Meyerwitz.

His girlfriend.

I've been waiting

for you all morning.

I'm sorry.

You promised me you would

help me with my divorce.

I don't want to be married

to that man forever.

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