Pawn Shop Chronicles Page #3

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don't understand.

Would you just spit

it out, Raw Dog?

Man, you're freaking me out.

- F***.

- Okay. Okay.

I understand

why we're supposed to

hate n*ggers, okay.

- Yeah.

- They look different,

they walk different,

they talk different.

I get it, okay.

But Jews, man..

Why are we supposed

to hate the Jews?

I just found out Jerry

Springer was a Jew.

Jerry f***ing Springer, man.

If I seen him in the street,

I would kiss his ass

and ask him for an autograph.

I got three Adam

Sandier DVDs at home

and I just found out

he's a Jew, too.

If I was in a building and

10 Jews sit down next to me,

I wouldn't even know it.

So what's the difference?

They got money? Well,

money ain't so bad.

Sh*t, I wish I had some money.

They got big noses.

At least they're supposed to.

Damn Teddy's got a

nose that's bigger

than this whole damn truck

and he ain't Jewish.

So, what, are we

supposed to hate him?

For crying out loud.

Jesus is a Jew, man.

I mean, we're talking Jesus.

We go to church every Sunday

and we pray to the

King of the Jews, man.

Well?

Now you listen

and you listen good.

If you repeat this,

so help me God..

I will run your ass over, too.

I don't know, either,

man, alright?

I don't know, either.

I mean, hell, I don't

even hate black people.

Tyrone and Bert are some

of my best buddies.

- You know them, right?

- Yeah, man. They're cool, too.

Yeah.

I mean, do you know

how awkward it is

when I got to leave

the card game early

to go to my white

supremacist meeting?

I mean, they seem to understand,

but, hell, it's just..

The only reason I started

going in the first place

is 'cause Greg's wife puts

out that little buffet table

with them meatballs and

them little smoky wieners.

- Yeah, them are good, too.

- Hell, yeah, they're good. F***.

Next thing I know, I'm

going to every meeting,

you know.

Full-blown member. Got

the tats and everything.

So we're pretty much on

the same page, then.

Sounds like it.

We ain't even really white

supremacists at all, are we?

Guess not.

Should we still be going

to them meetings, Randy?

Them little smoky

wieners sure are good.

- Yeah, they're pretty good, alright.

- Yeah.

They are good.

Oh, sh*t!

What the f***?!

- Oh!

- Sh*t!

Hey.

Huh?

What is that? A bow?

Yeah, it's a bow. Let's get it.

What are we gonna get that for?

We gonna rob Stanley with it.

He's taking a..

- Hey!

- Hey.

Oh, sh*t! Come on, let's go.

Come on, Raw Dog.

Come on, man.

Hey!

Take a guy's bow like that?

F***ing prick.

Hey, see you later

there, cheese dick.

Yeah, Raw Dog! Yahoo!

Sh*t.

That motherf***er.

You okay?

I don't think so.

What happened to you?

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