Paul Is Dead Page #4

Paul is barefoot! The only one.

Correct. Roger said that the Mafia

remove the shoes of the dead.

The dead!

The guy is holding his cigarette in his

right hand, but Paul is left-handed!

At the end of the procession comes George,

in work clothes. The grave-digger.

But the best is here!

- The Beetle! Yes, of course.

Yes, but look at the features,

the license number.

LMW 28 IF. Well, I already know that!

Man, Helmut! Consider this,

when was "Abbey Road" recorded?

And how old

would Paul McCartney have been?

He would have been 28 IF he hadn't died!

Man! That's madness!

- Yes!

Are you sure he won't be back before 11?

- Absolutely!

Where is the toilet here?

- Right ahead.

Move over a bit, I need to quickly lie down!

Otherwise the stuff will run right out.

It says "apply only in the horizontal".

That really smells a bit funny.

And it foams too, but no matter!

Not yet. We have to wait ten minutes

before it works. - Oh!

Oh man, oh man!

What is it?

- Brutal!

The guy here, next to the police car...

Yes, what's with him?

He looks like Mr. Hhr!

- Which Mr. Hhr?

Mr. Hhr, man, our school janitor.

- Huh?

Well, Holzi!

Nonsense! Holzi is a lot fatter.

Listen, you spastic, the record is from 1969.

That's eleven years ago.

Holzi didn't have such a potbelly then!

But Helmut, what kind of nonsense is that!

What was Holzi doing on Abbey Road?

Now you have to take off your underpants.

Ready now?

- Mhm.

I still have to go to the loo!

- What, now?

Man!

You can't leave me hanging now!

Just a little more!

Not too much, not too much!

Okay! Calm down!

Think of something boring!

Amethysts!

Yoko Ono! Yoko Ono!

SH*T!

Here's the cigarette carton from the guy

in the shop. There's a number on it.

What, you're only now telling me that!

Earlier, you didn't believe me.

Helmholtz High School, Hhr.

Man! If he has something to do with the case,

then we'd better keep out of it!

Huh, first you tell me the whole story,

and now you want to chicken out?

Did you sh*t in your pants or something?

But Holzi? Man, he's not one to trifle with!

Know why the detention room is locked up?

A boy hanged himself there.

Hey, that's hilarious!

Holzi shut him in there. The boy hammered

on the door and screamed for days.

But Holzi didn't open it. No.

He stood by the door with a key,

but didn't open it.

And then he went crazy, drank his own piss,

and hanged himself.

And even today he still hangs up there

rotting away, eh?

Man, Tobias, that's baby stuff!

The pig over there has something to do

with Paul McCartney's murder.

This is completely different.

I'll call again.

Hhr! Hello?

Who's there? I can't hear you.

You pig! We know exactly who you are!

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