Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Page #5

BLART (CONT’D)

See?

Blart waits for it to STOP vibrating, and the light to turn

GREEN. He then takes another bite. This time slower.

BLART (CONT’D)

There we go.

(quietly to himself)

It’s just fuel. Just fuel.

VOICE (O.S)

Mr. Blart?

Blart turns around WAY TOO FAST for the situation.

BLARTSHANGHAI!

But it’s only the smoking hot general manager, DIVINA

MARTINEZ, who has two ROOM KEYS in her hand.

DIVINAOh. Sorry to startle you, sir.

BLARTIt’s okay, sometimes it’s just hard

to turn off. // You hit the trip

wire is all.

Divina has no idea what he is talking about.

DIVINAOkay. Well, I’m Divina Martinez,

the hotel’s general manager. I

wanted to apologize about the

confusion regarding the convention

and let you to know how happy we

are to have your group staying with

us.

(beat)

And good news -- I upgraded your

room. It has a view of the strip,

it’s ready right now, and I wanted

to give you the keys personally.

Divina sets the keys down on the table and accidentally

BRUSHES HER FINGERS against Blart’s.

DIVINA (CONT’D)

Oh, sorry about that.

(having fun)

Although, I must say you have very

soft hands.

Blart immediately reacts.

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BLARTWhoa. Pump the brakes. // Whoa,

pffffffffft... airbag!

DIVINAExcuse me?

BLARTI sense what you’re doing...

(off her name tag)

Divina.

DIVINAWhat am I doing?

BLARTTruthfully? Being a bit

transparent.

DIVINA(confused)

I’m sorry. I don’t follow--

BLARTLook, I understand it’s the 21st

century and a woman can go after

hers just like a man.

Maya is now dying a slow death.

MAYADad, I really don’t think she was--

BLART(puts his hand up)

This is grown-up stuff, tadpole.

(back to Divina)

Look, it takes two to tango and my

dancing shoes are currently out for

repair.

DIVINASir... I’m sorry if I --

BLARTApology not needed, just know I’m

working my way through a maze of

personal fire and until the flames

of chaos subside... I’m just not

ready for public consumption.

Divina decides it’s best to just let the customer be right.

DIVINAUm... I understand, sir. Have a

great stay.

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Divina walks off.

BLART(to Maya)

It’s not just me, right? She was

relentless.

Divina, still totally confused, turns back to look one more

time.

EXT. WYNN HOTEL SOUTH VALET AREA - CONTINUOUS 1717A custom Harley Davidson MOTORCYCLE blows into the valet area

and comes to a stop. The rider takes off his helmet to

reveal...

EDUARDO FURTILLO, HEAD OF SECURITY for the Wynn Resort and

Casino. He is immaculately dressed in a GREY SUIT, with an

EAR PIECE inconspicuously tucked into his collar.

Two AGENTS from Casino Security join his side as Eduardo

confidently enters the hotel. One wears a BLACK SUIT, AGENT

PARSONS The other wears a PURPLE SUIT (like the one Henkwore,) this is AGENT JENKINS.

EXT. TERRACE CAFE (EUROPEAN POOL) - MOMENTS LATER1818Divina stands there, lost in thought. Eduardo strides up.

EDUARDO:

Hola, mi amor.

Divina, still a tad thrown, gives Eduardo a little kiss.

He senses something is off.

EDUARDO (CONT’D)

What troubles you, my pet?

DIVINAI just had the strangest exchange

with that guy over there.

Divina points to Blart.

P.O.V:
BLART EATING at a rapid clip.

EDUARDOEl Gordo?

DIVINA(this is absurd)

Yeah -- he accused me of hitting on

him.

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