Paterson Page #3

- I have a very strong visual style, as you know.

- Yes, yes you do.

Yeah, definitely.

Well... you really need this guitar?

Oh yes, and they say it's so important to

learn new things as you get older...

and well music, you just don't know

where it could lead.

And...

it's only a few hundred dollars.

I know it's expensive but we

can pay a little each month.

And have free two day shipping.

- A few hundred dollars...

- It comes with lessons and instruction books...

and a tuner and extra strings and

hardcase and everything.

Well I think um... maybe...

Maybe you could be a Country singer some day.

- Really?

- Yah, I mean I wouldn't put it past you.

Oh honey, thank you!

Thank you! I love you.

And I love you too handsome.

And I love you too handsome.

Hey, who's going out with daddy?

Who's my good boy going out with daddy?

Marvin's going out with daddy?

Yes.

Who's going out with daddy?

That's a good boy!

Good boy!

Aw, look at that!

Look at that right there.

- That's cute man.

- That's an actual creature.

Hey, yo!

Yo my man, lemme holla at you a minute.

Hey yo, that's a English Bulldog, right?

Uh... yeah.

Yo I told you man, them dogs

are poppin' right now.

Yah that dog mad expensive, right?

Yeah, well... expensive to feed.

Yeah, this guy yo...

No, I feel ya though, but man,

dog like that get jacked.

Ya know what I mean?

Like dog-jacked my G.

Ya feel me?

Ya'll look on that?

Dog-jacked...

Well it gives me somethin' to

look forward to then I guess.

Aight money...

Hey yo, be safe out here, aight?

And cuff that dog,

it's real out here bruh.

Alright.

I'm gonna go cuff ya Marvin.

Okay Marvin, don't get dog-jacked.

Paterson...

I got somethin' weird,

maybe for the wall.

Maybe.

What's this?

You know this cat?

Iggy Pop?

Oh yeah, Iggy and the Stooges.

Paterson, New Jersey

Teen-age Girls' Club.

Names singer Iggy Pop

World's Sexiest Man.

June, 1970.

Does it go up?

Yah, sure. Why not?

It's Paterson.

All right!

Iggy Pop, on the wall.

Hey Doc, who's that right next to Uncle Floyd

holding the guitar?

I finally got ya?

Well that's new.

That's Uncle Floyd with Vito's

little brother, Jimmy.

He's a band leader on the

Conan O'Brien show.

Well that's a little past

my bedtime.

Hey Marie, another Ginger Ale?

- Thanks Doc.

- You know Paterson, right?

Uh... not really but we've seen each other.

Hey Paterson.

Hey. Hey Marie.

You drive the bus, right?

Yeah, I do.

Your name really Paterson or

they just nickname you that?

Uh... no. My real name is Paterson.

Well that's kinda crazy, right?

Yeah.

Aw sh*t...

- Everett's still not gettin' it.

- Not yet the numbskull.

I've been breaking up with

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