Patch Adams Page #6

What's her name ?

I was just wondering

the patient's name.

Marjorie.

Hi, Marjorie.

Hi.

Yes, um, thank you.

Let's move on.

- What are you doing ?

- Continuing the experiment. Come on.

We can start a lemonade stand

together after we get kicked out

of medical school.

Bye, Marjorie.

- [ Crashing Sounds ]

- I cannot stand it in there, Joletta.

He doesn't have

to talk to me like that.

I know, hon, but really,

how good a mood would you be in ?

- May I help you ?

- Oh, um--

So I'll meet you

at the club.

Oh, great.

Maybe we'll play the back nine, hmm ?

Hello. I'm Patch.

I'm studying medicine here.

Well, not here, but--

Y-You know.

Lookit here, Judy.

Another future boss.

Oh, I wouldn't

look at it like that.

You may think

I'm exaggeratin',

but in another five years

you'll be so full of yourself...

you'll have to hang a cup out your ass

just to catch the excess.

- Joletta !

- Ouch.

- Well, hell, why not ?

It's the only time in my life

I'm gonna outrank him.

Might as well enjoy it.

- Who's in that room ?

- Don't even think about it.

He'll bite your head off.

Mr. Davis.

Pancreatic cancer.

How long does he have ?

Longer than you,

if you go in that room.

So be sure

you steer clear.

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you.

Hey !

What year are you ?

- Hi.

- Hey.

[ Woman On P.A. ]

Dr. Landaker to Administration.

Dr. Landaker

to Administration, please.

Hi.

Hi.

- What's your name ?

- Cameron.

Hi, Cameron.

I'm Patch.

[ Sniffling ]

I have a cold. Just a bit of a cold.

Is my nose red ?

Oh, it is. It's red.

Ohh ! Oh.

What's that ?

You don't know ?

I don't either.

Let's find out.

- Taxi !

- [ Laughs ]

Try on you.

Give it to me.

[ Whooshing Noise ]

[ Whooshing Noise ]

It's working very well.

[ Whispering ]

Let's see what else we have.

[ Gasps ]

Look at some of this stuff.

[ Making Buzzing Noise ]

[ Kissing ]

Bee kisses.

[ Buzzing Noise ]

[ Continues Buzzing ]

Hi.

- Hi.

- You mind if I sit down ?

[ Children Laughing ]

- [ Clucking ]

- [ Snickering ]

[ Continues Clucking ]

Hah ? Well, then,

hello, hello.

Oh, look at--

[ Sighs ]

[ Feet Shuffling Rhythmically ]

Yee-haah !

Yee-haah !

Whoa ! Whoa !

[ Shouting ] Yee-haah !

Come on, buddy !

Whee-haah !

What is going on here ?

[ Laughing ]

Sit down.

- Get in your beds right now.

- [ Squealing, Laughing Continues ]

[ Nurse ]

Sit down ! Sit down !

Lie down in your beds

right now !

- I've checked up on you, Hunter.

- Patch.

Hunter, Dr. Prack was

a colleague of mine at Bringham.

He tells me

you have a brilliant mind...

and, like many brilliant people,

you don't necessarily think

the rules apply to you.

Not all the rules, sir, but the Golden

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