Synopsis: A Western man undergoes a fantasy journey during his first Chinese therapy massage experience.
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Short
Director(s): William Wen
10 min

Oh, my God!

Come look at his shirt!

He's always nice to you!

- I hate him!

- Ah, f*ck you!

- Come on, man!

- Let's go. Let's do this!

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

Yo, this was a great idea

for a graduation trip!

- I told you, this place is the shit!

- You were right!

Hey, you never told me Kelly's

little sister was so slamming hot!

Oh, come on, bro, she was 16 when Kelly

and I started dating in college.

- Ah...

- Besides, she lives in London.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Isn't the legal

age of consent, like, 16 in the UK?

What are you doing to me?

- Oh!

- You f*cking asshole!

- Yeah! F*cking party!

- Too slow, bitches!

- Oh!

- This place f*cking rules!

- Oh, my God!

- Go!

- Ok.

- Oh!

Oh, that's your girlfriend.

I love this song.

Oh, my God! Look at f*cking Brock!

- He's such a douche bag.

- Oh!

- Oh!

- Shut up, be serious.

I wanna make a toast to the two girls

I love most in the world!

- I love you, guys.

- I love you, girls, too!

Oh, my God!

- Wait up. More shots?

- Duh! We're in Europe!

- Do you think Jesse is hot?

- Oh, you're kidding me.

- No, no.

- He's always been nice to me.

Uh, he's been friends

with Kevin since freshman year.

- Hey! Whoo!

- Hey.

Let's go!

Guy, I just got us an invite

to a sick mansion party.

DJ, drinks, free f*cking everything.

Who's in?

F*ck yeah! Let's go!

Now who wants a goddamn shot?

- I'll take one.

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

- Whoo!

F*ck! I think I died

and went to heaven, bro!

Hey, guys. I need to find a bathroom.

I think I saw one

at the bottom of the stairs.

Ok, great. I'll be right back.


Oh, shit! Oh, my God!

- You scared me.

- Sorry about that. Wow.

- A lot of really cool shit in here, huh?

- Yeah.

Yeah, but we should probably get back.

The girls sent me to come find you.

Look at how old these paintings are.

They must be worth a fortune.

Hey, check this out.

They all have the same last name.

You think they're part

of some kind of family lineage?

Probably. I don't know.

What I do know is that there

is an extremely large,

muscular security guard walking around that

might kick us out if he found us in here.

So we should probably

stick to the main party.

- Good idea.

- Come on.

- Drink up.

- All right.

Hey! I'm gonna go get a drink.

Bartender, two shots, please.

- American.

- Uh, yeah.

- I like your tats.

- And that's your friend.

Who? Him?

- Yeah, I guess.

- And his name?

Brock. Do you want me to introduce...

What the...

- Whoa.

- Do you like rough girls?

- Brock?

- Yes.

I like. F*ck, I like.

Gross! Look at all

her tattoos and piercings!

She's the perfect girl.

She can take charge of him.

I hope he chokes on her ring.

Come on, f*ckers, let's dance!


Shit! I've never done

anything like this before.

When in Vilnius, right? F*ck it.

This will do.

Ready to get down right here?

Now, take off that shirt and f*ck me hard.

Oh, f*ck.

Yo, Amy! Meet Uta. Uta, meet Amy.

Uta, that's a cool name.

Yeah, we kind of met earlier.

Yeah. Uta means "prosperous

in battle" or some shit.

We're gonna go back

to her tattoo parlor and check it out.

- You're a tattoo artist?

- I'm an apprentice.

But you should get a tattoo

from The Artist.

- He's world famous.

- Really? That...

Amy, um, I don't think that's such

a good idea. We were just leaving.

Yeah. You coming to get a tattoo?

Ok. Great. Well, let me tell the others.

- Wait here.

- Cock blocker.

Don't worry. This changes nothing.

Hey, guys. Guys!

That girl's a tattoo artist.

I'm gonna go back to her shop and get

a tattoo. Do you guys wanna come?

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