Pariser

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Parisian

I'm good. How are you?

No, I've arrived. I took the one before.

I will wait for him here.

We've got an appointment in one hour.

His phone doesn't work here.

Bible.

Is there a condom machine here?

Sorry, that's not like that here.

But, there is a pharmacy down end

of the street where you could find.

I went there but it was closed.

Wait, wait!

I think that...

I got only one.

- No. I can not accept.

- No take it! I really don't need it.

Are you sure?

OK! Thank you very much.

Hello pretty lady!

You didn't recognize me?

No. Are you the person I search?

I do not know where you

want to sleep tonight,

but it was not quiet

the last time at Hubert's place...

I booked a hotel room.

- Really?

- Yes, it's just...

I wanted to have a little privacy.

Yes it's a good idea.

You think so?

Yes, I mean it.

So... what do you say?

We go to the hotel deposit his luggage?

Yes, I think we should move it.

Hey! It's okay. Don't worry!

I am sorry.

It's not because of you, you know?

I hope so!

I mean, I'm not used to that

this is first time but...

I don't care. It's OK.

Will you give me a second chance?

I'll think about it.

Do you know that Germans sometimes,

call condoms:
"Parisian"?

You could start

by invite me for a drink.

Ok, let's go!

Excuse me. Do you speak English?

Yes. You give me a cigarette?

Do you know where I can find a store

or a supermarket?

- Right here?

- Yes please.

Not sure. What are you looking for?

Condoms.

Condoms!

Do you speak English?

Condoms?

Parisian?

Well, I just take the rose. Thank you.

Well, it's not your lucky day.

- Everything is closed. Maybe you have noticed.

- Yes! Why?

It's holiday. A Christian holiday.

I do not know what it's called in English.

So even God is against me.

God I do not know, but the pope, certainly.

Let me see.

There are two possibilities.

The first is a gas station,

in that direction.

It's quite far

but it is easy to find.

In this service station

there must be regular condoms.

- This way.

- Yeah, this way.

Or if you want a taxi,

there is a kind of gay bar...

So that's all right?

Yes, all right.

You can not miss it.

Good morning lady.

For f*** sake!

- That's Ok Sebastien.

- That's not OK.

I can't believe this is

happening to me now.

Don't speak French now!

I can also speak in my own language.

Sorry. It's not against you.

You use always condoms, right?

Of course I always use condoms

this is not the problem.

I am clean.

I had problems

with a crappy situation like this one!

Okay, but there will no problems

because of it now.

How do you know that?

Because I don't want to be a mother now!

I can take a special medication, you know?

- You take it every day?

- No, I don't take for this one,

but I can take one for after.

Great!

All shops are closed today

especially for that.

You will not find anyone to help you

in this f***ing situation!

You don't buy that in a supermarket!

- I'll take it tomorrow.

- Yeah, you'll be good if you take it tomorrow.

Yes! It is! For sure!

Really?

Yes.

I'm sorry for my reaction,

it's just that...

I understand. You don't have to be sorry.

For me that means you are concerned.

You can not imagine the odyssey that was

to find the f***ing condoms.

You promise me that this is

the first thing you will do tomorrow?

I swear.

So spit!

What?

In France, when you really want make a

promise, you have to swear and then you spit.

So spit!

I trust you. Sorry.

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