Parent Trap 2 Page #4

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Bill Grand, sports.

She's stuck where?

This is not enough, is it?

(phone rings)

Krieger's,

Sharon Ferris speaking.

Mary! Calm down.

Nikki's where?

Mary?

Mary, you'll have to speak

slower. I can hardly...

Mary? Mary?

Oh, my heavens!

Here, Irene.

Sharon?

Sharon, what is it?

It's Nikki. She's

stuck up in a tree.

I have to go to her.

Irene... I'm sorry.

Oh, Irene, will you

do me a favor?

Just in... Call the paramedics

just in case. I, um...

Tell them Highland Park,

near the swings, OK?

OK.

Operator, get me the police!

Gosh, I wonder what's on fire.

(tires screech)

(sirens)

(Sharon) Nikki!

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Dad.

(meows)

(Nikki) Mary said a cat

was stuck in the tree, not me!

I'm really shocked...

that you could come up with

such an irresponsible stunt.

Didn't you think about

how worried I would be?

Well, you're gonna have plenty of

time to think now, young lady.

That I can promise you.

There will be no TV, no dessert and

no MTV for the next two weeks.

Is that clear?

Well, don't you have anything

you'd like to say?

I'm sorry I messed up, but...

doesn't Mr. Grand have the most

fantastic blue eyes you've ever seen?

(sighs)

I'm sorry, Dad, honest.

I never dreamed you guys would freak

out and call everybody like that.

We goofed.

What else can I say?

You can say you'll never

do anything that stupid again.

I won't.

Cross my heart.

And you can also say

that you're gonna do the dishes,

take out the trash, and do without

MTV for the rest of the month.

A whole month?

Hey, you're lucky it's not

for the rest of the year.

Well, Dad, aren't you at least gonna

tell me what you thought of her?

Who?

Nikki's mother.

That the one with the butterfly

net and the patch on her sleeves?

Dad, that was the dog catcher.

Nikki's mom was the pretty

blonde with the terrific body.

How'd I miss her?

(sighs)

What are you looking at?

Well, what do you think

it should say? Um...

"Love, Billy" or just "Your friend, Bill"?

What about "Sincerely"?

It's not a business letter.

"Fondly"?

A man would never say that.

I know!

"Passionately yours."

That's how Rob Lowe signs all

his letters in 16 Magazine.

Hot!

That will be $26.97, please.

Nikki!

Hi, Mom!

Nikki!

Sorry, Mom! Here, will

you take this pizza?

How was work?

Horrendous.

How was school?

Fine. You got flowers.

Flowers? From whom?

Dunno.

There's a card with them.

On the table.

Well, I haven't had any flowers

for a very long time.

"Dear Sharon, sorry we did not get the

chance to properly meet in the park.

"Let me make it up to you over

dinner. Tomorrow night, 8:00.

Passionately yours,

Billy Grand."

"Passionately yours"?

Ah! Roses.

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