Paradies: Hoffnung Page #3

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most of the day, playing games,

or in class

learning about how to eat healthily.

About healthy snacks and stuff.

Okay, Mom. I'll stop now.

See you. Bye.

Yeah, hi, Dad.

It's really shitty here.

It's so dumb. I don't know

why Mom made me come here.

Yeah, I know.

I want to lose weight,

but there must be another way

than this idiotic diet camp.

Okay, I'll call you tomorrow.

Who did you meet up with?

Manuela?

Why?

Why are you meeting Manu?

'Cause she's the biggest c*nt I know.

Is too.

Don't give me lame excuses!

Why did you meet up with her?

That's no explanation.

I'm not jealous.

I'm just pissed that you're seeing her.

Hi, Mom, it's me.

Just wanted to say hi and that I'm fine.

The food's crap here.

Everybody says so.

I hope I'll catch you, but I can only

phone an hour a day at this time.

Okay, see you. Bye.

1, 2, 3...

If you're happy and you know it,

clap your fat!

Keep it in your mouth.

Eyes closed, head back. Savor it.

Let's count.

1,

2,

3...

You still have the chocolate

in your mouth. Very good.

That's pleasure.

This guy started Frenching me.

At first I thought,

"Super, he's a great kisser. "

And then he started to slobber.

I thought, "Get a bib!"

It was so bad.

I thought, "What's his problem?"

He kissed okay, but all that slobber!

Lots of guys kiss well, but...

They start to foam.

- Gross!

Like they have rabies. Seriously!

Rabid boys.

Read about it in Seventeen.

There was an article about how to kiss,

with your tongue and all that crap.

Oh my God!

My first kiss was the pits.

I imagined it'd be perfect,

like in a fairy tale.

But he crushed me with his face...

Like that.

My first kiss

was the best kiss of my life.

Been kissed a lot?

I dunno. It was...

It was a few years ago at camp,

diet camp.

I was seeing this guy, Andr.

And we went into the forest.

The whole group.

They said we could do what we wanted,

and be back in half an hour or so.

So we went off and found this cave

with our flashlights.

Totally romantic.

Cool.

- How sweet!

Yes?

Hello.

- Hello.

How's it going?

It's okay.

I have that weird stomach ache again.

Sit down.

Stethoscope.

Put it on.

Listen.

First the heart.

Higher. Here.

You always start here.

Lower down. Very good.

The third spot is here.

Liver.

Other side.

Here.

Spleen.

Left upper lung.

Breathe in.

Say, "Breathe in".

- Breathe in.

Deep breath.

- Deep breath.

Other side.

Have you kissed him?

Are you nuts?

- No, why?

No.

- Why not?

He doesn't even know.

He's not dumb.

You think that

just because I often go to his office...

Often? Like every day.

Stop it, don't tease me.

- I'm not teasing you.

You are.

- Am not.

So you haven't kissed him yet?

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