Synopsis: Javi wants a girlfriend, but he can't find the right girl.
19 min

God bless.

God bless.




Please hold on, brother!

Its nothing, Ive been shot heaps.

Wheres the doctor?

Go to reception first.


If he doesnt survive,

neither will you.

Hes alive.

And so are you.


Sugars a good boy.


like his owner.


Its your lucky day.

My wife left some cash in the robe.

What, its not enough?

- Youre one horrible brutal man!

- I dont have more...

I just saved your dogs life.

Look at him, hes crying...

If Id smacked you a few times,

Id get it.

But I havent even touched you.

We co-operated so well.

Is it because

I didnt go to reception?

Okay, okay, Im going now.

30 June 2001.

First attempt at Pride in Serbia.

We hope

these images belong in the past,

at least here in our city.

But our friend here, a guest

from the Montenegro LGBT Centre,

unfortunately saw that homophobia,

hatred and intolerance

still rule in this region.

But we hope

that 10 years after the shameful...

Are you ready to take responsibility for

violence on the streets next weekend?

What are your views

about the Orthodox Church

statement against the Pride parade?

That same head of the church...

Hello, sick people...



Please leave me alone!

Bloody faggots!

- Go defend human rights in Kosovo!

- Shut up, you f***ing b*tch!

Hey man, everythings okay.

Run, police!

Kill, slaughter, faggots dont exist!

No, I wasnt beaten up this time.

Someone just spat in my face.

A slimy one.

Yeah, I was lucky.

Sorry, but I dont think one parade

can change anything.

Thats my opinion.

Well, Im sorry too.

But at least I dont

stick my head in the sand.

I dont stick my head in the sand.

I just want to have a normal life.

This is why I love my patients.

They dont call me a f*ggot,

an ass-licker...

Easy for you to say.

While Im on the barricades, you...

I have to go... see you.


You should report this, son.

Its the third time in the last 2 months.


Its just the regular maintenance.

Your late mother used to like

navy blue and metallic grey colours.

It would look like a sports car.

But someone likes this colour.

Wolf, can you take this Mini?

Boss, give it to someone else.

Im too busy.

I can go some other place.

Dont be silly,

youll always get a discount here.

Hey, Boss,

when will the grandkids come?

Thanks for the discount, Dad.

Your son is really taking his time.

- Whose wedding is this?

- The Glembay wedding.

Somehow it looks old-fashioned.

Perhaps youve got something

more current, you know?



Excuse me, we dont...

- What did you study?

- Theatre directing.

- Hilarious.

- Yes.

Excuse me, your future husband,

has he got any ideas?

If you were asking him...

it would be... chaos.

- But hes not being asked, get it?

- I see.

See, Sugar, those were real movies.

Real mates, like me and you.

Wait, easy... easy.

Come on,

the plane is flying, flying...


What are you doing?

Look, an old fart playing the flute.

Shes quite manly, that one.

Whats this?

Sandwiches of some kind?

Live fish in a glass...

Whod eat that?

So what will it cost, besides my mates

taking the piss for the rest of my life.

If you ask me, your friends

dont have to come at all.

We can take a loan.

A loan?

I was taking loans with an AK47

in the nineties, without hostages.

Youre such a redneck.


A real redneck.

And the old woman

doesnt play a flute, its a harp!

But why? I dont think thats something

you should be proud of.

The action group Tolerance

has received mixed public response.

The stench has poisoned and polluted

our ancient city of Belgrade.

Rest assured, this is a prelude

to the destruction of our nation...

Ive had my daily dose of Fascism,

unlike you.

Youre like those cute peasants

in The Magnificent Seven.

You need protection.

Ill be your bodyguard on Sunday.

Feel that...

Id still prefer police protection.

Therell be one of the Seven...

Whos your favourite?

Yul Brynner?

What happened to the car?

The engine sounded strange.

Excuse me, since when

are you an engine expert?

Lets just sleep.


Steve McQueen.


Move it, Fatso.

You came to do judo?

Or do you need protection?

Theres table tennis but no yoga.

Come in, Fatso.

We do need a punching bag.

Excuse me, I came to enquire

about a beginners course...

Well done, now you just need

to learn how to ride a bike.


- Take over.

- Sure, Boss.



Look at him run...

We found out who shot the dog.

Hello, loser.

Sir is only joking.

Were playing cowboys.

Please, dont.

Where will your soul end up?

Tell him to stop, you idiot.

Radojsa, stop it, you little f***er!


- Who paid you?

- Pardon?

- Are you screwing with me?

- I cant hear, the kids are shouting.


Shell come now.


Get the kids.

Im trying to talk to this guy.

Forgive me.

Ill owe you big time

if you shoot him now like a dog.

Thats all I can tell you.

- Lemon, see who Im living with?

- Who paid you?

Please, I wont see the dawn.

If I tell you, theyll kill me.

You can do jail.

I have to take care of my family.

And I didnt shoot you.

Thats how you screwed yourself.

Oh, f***...

Hey, what do you think?

Will he choose where to bite you,

or will you?

Please dont, Lemon, mate...

Hell go for my neck, right?

If I know him, yes.

Here... And f*** you both!

Lets go, Sugar.

An official request?

For that parade?

What do you call it?

- Pride.

- Yes, that.

I was the principal in a kids

correctional institution for years.

I know about institutional pederasty.

Kids there say its not sex

until they bang balls on balls.

- They deal with it.

- Deal?

But theyre not proud of it.

- Unlike you...

- Lets just go, please.

Youre free, and proud.

If we give rights

to you faggots, lesbians and so on,

everybody will ask for the same.

Excuse me, Chief Inspector,

an urgent call.

Im glad

Ive finally met some of you.

I would never say... never.

Maybe we should offer him

some money.

I could put you in jail for that, Miss.

Or try to re-educate you.

You cant say

we didnt try everything.

Good day. You must be Bogdan,

Radmilos father.

Listen, I dont want to know

who you are

or how you influence my son.

Hes always been

a nice, normal guy.

All right.


- Excuse me, these arent our keys.

- Theyre his.

Ive taken him to games

since he was a little boy.

Sorry. Goodbye.

- Hey...

- Suck a dick.

- Buzz off, you criminal.

- Sorry, Madam.

Come on, hurry up!

Ill catch you, Ill catch you!

Little motherfuckers!

F*** me,

I preferred working with criminals.

Okay, Ill get your toy!

Hey, mate,

how many heads do we have?

During the war, at least we knew

what we f***ing fought for.

You still know.

You work for a pay cheque.

How was work?


We abused some nice people

for money.


My sunshine!

So where were we?

Listen, didnt we say wed have

a wedding to remember?

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