Paparazzi Page #6

One of the friends. A banker.

Know what a bank is?

Ah, Farrugia!

Who's the fat guy with the beard?

The Nobodys. You been in a coma

for thirty years, or what?

Here's to Farrugia!

You the new flunky?

Whose flunky?

Verdier's. Nice guy.

Never a thank you.

He's straight with me. Helped me.

Yeah, I noticed. He'll help you.

He'll help you plenty.

He'll help you hard and dry.

Hey, smartass.

Heard the one

about the headbutt?

D*ckhead.

Now you got 104.

Your turn.

Shitty, your El Kabouli pix.

Someone had to do it.

Who asked you? I gave you 1000 F

to park my car. We're even.

- Where's my car?

- Over there.

Give me the keys.

- Pictures that bad?

- Out-of-focus. They suck.

They're paparazzi shots.

The lab guys busted a gut.

My rep!

You got a nerve.

That's my jacket.

You go to my house?

Why'd you cancel L. A?

You my girlfriend now?

This is for you, right?

We going to your place?

You're my girlfriend now.

I'm going to my place.

No, well, I mean...

I left some loose ends

at your place.

What is this crap?

That's my teeshirt.

- Bndicte...

- I know her.

Out, both of you. Now!

Didn't say it was this jerk's place.

I didn't know.

Patrice, from Rent-a-Boat,

Saint-Tropez. I got a lead...

Give me 500.

Want me to lend you 500?

No, give me 500.

Why?

For my guy, it's free.

Otherwise, 500.

Whatever. I need my 500.

She a whore?

She would've asked for money.

Of course.

It's Sandra. Thanks,

you're a real friend.

New phone service?

You pay and they talk nice.

What's she want?

Get out.

Know who R.R. Is?

Funny thing about initials.

It's weird, but R.R.

Is Michel Verdier.

Like me, Frank Bordoni.

Initials are L.S. Little Schmuck.

You going to punch

R.R.'s lights out?

Not really.

Hey, 2 covers in 2 weeks.

Bruce Willis'd be jealous.

He's not a night watchman.

Neither are you.

Anything else?

Cause I got a job.

Guy's getting his bandages off.

2PM, he goes for a walk.

Interested?

How do you know?

Got a cell phone?

Who doesn't?

Xavier and I share one.

- Who's the guy?

- F1 pilot.

Venturi? He was a mummy!

I took the pictures.

You did? Wow.

40 magazines, world-wide.

40 countries?

No. 400,000!

Give me a number in 3 figures.

Three-fifteen.

Yes, Room 315 please.

Anesthesiology here.

No food or drink

before the operation.

Left leg amputation.

This is Mrs. Mansart?

Sorry, Mrs. Dumez.

Very, very sorry.

Scared her.

Awesome.

Mrs. Dumez is in room 315?

My grandmother.

315, third floor.

Turn off your cell phone, please.

Yeah. Interference.

You don't know the code,

it's over.

I dreamed of getting one.

- 1,000?

- 1,500 with the badge.

Awesome.

Come here.

- It's that way.

- Watch and learn.

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