Panto! Page #2
- Year:
- 2012
- 65 min
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OK. Just sing.
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you
I was beat
Incomplete
I've been had
I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
"# Like a virgin"
"# Touched for the very first time"
"# Like a vir-ir-ir-ir-gin"
Hello? You know you're...
Just getting my tail on. We're
on a tight...
Oh, sh*t.
Everyone! Everyone, stay close.
We should be able
to get back in v. shortly.
Listen...
We have to do something
about Like A Virgin.
I know. The staging is awful.
No, I mean-
It's all right. I've got an idea.
After the show tonight, do you
want to go and get some fajitas.
OMG. I adore fajitas.
We've got so much in common, babes.
- What's your favourite filling?
- Lewis!
Lewis.
You were supposed to be at ours
Since we made the arrangements
back in October. October?
Me and Tony are going
to Puerto Banus for Christmas.
We won a competition
for writing that jingle
about the toilet cleaner.
You want your loo
to be really spesh?
Try a little squirt
with Toilet Fresh.
Good him, isn't he?
Bet your Valentine's cards are ace.
Which means you're having our Paul
for a week. Or had you forgotten?
Of course I hadn't.
All right, mate. Are you sure
you'll be all right with him?
You'll be busy in the evenings.
You can sit in the dressing room.
You OK with that?
All right, babe?
Stay away from her.
I'm not really a serial killer.
That was a part.
Now, behave yourself. He'll be fine.
I wasn't talking to him.
See ya.
You hadn't forgotten, had you, Dad?
Behave.
Have you seen Chesney Hawkes?
No, babe.
OK. I can do this.
I'm a pro.
Er! Argh! Aarrgghh!
What do you think of my costume?
You look like a knobhead.
Ta. It's all part
of being in a panto.
You're all knobs.
Who do you think you're talking to?
Show some respect. I'm your dad
and this is a serious place of work.
All right, Greg. This is our Paul.
All right?
All right.
You off to do your scenes?
Yeah! Ugh!
Look at that. You see that?
I'm a bloody artist.
How am I supposed to work
with substandard costumes?!
Come on.
Da-dah! How good is this?
Meet pop sensation and all-round
nice guy Chesney Hawkes.
Ches, this is our Paul.
All right? What happened to you?
Just a little slip. Chesney had the
20th most-bought song in the whole
of the 1990s. Oh, nice one.
Do you sing on the show?
He does, once or twice.
Four times.
I do write other stuff as well.
You should get my dad
to play it on his radio show.
Er... Yeah... Well, er...
"Act-one beginners,
come to stage, please."
Hear that? That means
rehearsals are about to begin.
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