Pain & Gain Page #3
The Bahamas
don't exactly sweat your paperwork
You have any money here in the States?
(LAUGHS) Of course!
a rainy day fund, margarita money.
You should meet my accountant,
he's a friggin' miracle man.
Maybe I will.
Oh, you're a Maybe Guy!
(SIGHS) I misjudged.
I had you figured for
a Definitely Guy, Damien.
Sorry. Lugo. Lugo.
DANIEL:
Victor had a point.I mean, he was an a**hole,
but he had a point.
Michael Corleone didn't
become the Godfather by folding towels.
He did it by keeping a gun behind
the toilet and knowing what he wants.
And I know it might sound strange,
I just want a big fat lawn
that I can mow until the sun goes down.
That baby's 20% off!
Well, if I believe I deserve it,
the universe will serve it, right?
What, you never heard that before?
No, jackass.
Yeah, that's why
you're working at Sears, bro!
Easy, fella, or I'll kick your ass.
What is that? Is that a bug?
There's a bug! Do you read English?
Yeah? Puta? B*tch? Right?
Between the "B" and the "I."
DANIEL:
When I was young,there was a rich kid
lived two blocks over.
Little prick had a new bike
every Christmas.
VICTOR:
Your asses are looking great!And his parents took him on vacations
to places like Paris and France.
I mean, I didn't hate him.
I just thought it'd be cool to see France.
But I knew that
wasn't ever going to happen
unless I did something about it.
- Let's go, set...
-(CLANGING)
F***!
Yo, what's going on, DL?
You've been unfocused all day, man.
You ever just get tired
of being where you are, Adrian?
No. I kind of like it here.
I mean, the weights are new...
I mean in life, man!
Where you are in life.
I mean, look at us, man.
We're like Superman.
(GRUNTING) I mean, come on!
Don't you think we deserve better?
'Cause I do.
(SNAPPING)
Hey. Yo.
ADRIAN:
Man, I do, too.DANIEL:
Then f***ing act like it, man!Come on!
That's why when these 'roids kick into
this chocolate mass, baby,
I'ma be unstoppable!
I ain't making no more tacos!
I ain't cleaning up after nobody tacos!
I'm putting my beef in their tacos, baby!
Everybody gonna eat some of this!
That's what I'm talking about.
I was like you.
You work hard.
You do what you're told.
And what does life serve you?
A shame sandwich
with a side order of sh*t!
You deserve better!
Every person in America
is either a do-er, or a don't-er.
A do-er or a don't-er.
And if I can get you
one take-home point,
it would be this.
Don't be a don't-er.
Do be a do-er.
I had a wife, two beautiful daughters.
A perfect partner.
Thank God I left her!
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