Pagafantas Page #5

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the night watching you.

And you won't find anyone

who will.

Shouldn't we have a password?

You have to be discreet.

An emergency signal

in case anything goes wrong.

A secret password?

Don't get too close.

I won't have to.

I'm well equipped.

What's that?

What do you mean?

It's a Minolta 9000 AF

with a 500 zoom,

like the paparazzi use.

You needn't take photos.

Just tell me what you see.

Is she bringing the old lady?

Did you tell my mother?

I just said we'd go out

for a drive. Don't worry.

Weren't you meeting someone?

I didn't know

Miss Begoa was coming.

We'll put her in front,

she'll be no trouble.

How are you, Jaime?

Don't worry, I'll do it.

- Chema, give me a hand.

- Jose Mari...

Give me that octopus.

I'll tie her down.

Hurry, Claudia's due any minute.

Be very careful about one thing.

Don't let her hug you.

What?

One thing I hate doing

is giving advice,

but if she hugs you, forget it.

But couples hug...

I'm talking about

what we used to call

"the koala hug".

The curious marsupial

known as the koala

is famous for

its slow-moving ways

and for its resemblance

to a cuddly toy.

One of the koala's most

remarkable features

is the tendency of the young

to cling fondly to its parents.

Among humans,

"doing a koala"

is giving a friendly hug,

not a sexual one.

The person hugged

becomes a kind of cuddly toy.

There is only one more painful

variation of "the koala hug".

"The koala hug

with pats on the back".

Invent something,

but if she hugs you, that's it.

She'll just be your friend.

Claudia and I aren't just friends.

Take my advice and remember

what I said about the hug.

Baby, get on!

- What is this?

- I got the job!

Hurry up! Get on!

- No, let's walk...

- Come on!

Are you sure

Miss Begoa will be OK?

Yes.

How's Jose Mari doing

in the store?

Great.

Put on your seatbelt.

These days...

Since he split up with Elisa...

Are we going now?

Can't you go slower?

The bike's second hand.

I'm testing it out.

Do you owe anyone money,

or anything like that?

No, why?

We're being followed.

I'm going to stop, and I bet

the idiot behind stops too.

Why have you stopped here?

Forget about them, come on.

Ah, yes, because...

Don't you think that

at times we live too fast?

You're being very odd.

Yes, but do we live too fast,

yes or no?

I don't know why you're being

followed, but I'm going to help you.

- What are you doing to do?

- Hang on.

- What are you going to do?

- Hang on tight.

I don't think we live too fast,

or maybe we do...

Why are you asking?

It's the signal!

What?

Jesus!

- Where are you going?

- It's a short cut.

Where are you going?

Sh*t!

Miss Begoa, are you all right?

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