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Did I come back alone or...?

Good morning, family.

How are you?

- I made it myself.

- Let's see.

It's an ashtray.

It's lovely,

but no one smokes here.

Well, maybe Miss Begoa

will decide to start smoking.

And how are you?

You weren't drinking, were you?

Jose Mari,

you have to call Claudia.

What?

Was she here? Where is she?

Your back.

Look behind you.

6, 5, 2...

No, I'll do it later.

Stand still,

it'll get rubbed off.

7 and 2.

- Aren't there numbers missing?

- Wait. Don't sweat.

How can I not sweat?

I don't know if it's a 7 or a 9.

It's got a stroke.

It's a 5,

it's clear as daylight.

5 and 2. Where's the button

for "Save"?

- No, I'll do it.

- I pressed a button and...

F***, you're calling!

Hello?

Claudia?

Remember me? I'm Chema.

- What's she saying?

- Be quiet.

We're closed!

At 8:
00? Perfect, I'll be there.

Where?

Just one thing.

Remember the place?

The one I said.

Do you know how to get there?

Yes, Lamiak,

in the old quarter.

No, in case you didn't remember.

That's great. Ciao.

A kiss for you too, yes.

She called me "baby".

Go home and get dressed up.

No, I'm fine like this.

Don't be silly.

Go home and iron a shirt.

And let me tell you something.

One thing I hate doing

is giving advice,

but if you want to know

if everything's going OK,

if she's keen on you,

when you say goodbye

and you're walking away

see if she turns round

to look at you.

- But that doesn't always work.

- It never fails.

If she turns round,

she's keen on you.

Your mother turned round once

for me.

I say it with all respect.

It was in Plencia,

on regatta day.

Were my mother and you...?

Well, there was a big ad behind me

for a department store

and I don't know if she was...

But

maybe she was looking at me.

Take my advice,

and put on a shirt.

Baby!

- It suits you.

- You've recovered?

- What?

- You left it at my place.

Recovered from what?

I haven't had so much fun

with a guy in ages.

Really?

I think we woke all the neighbors.

We did, didn't we?

Yeah, it was great fun.

You want a drink, or shall we

go to my place and get down to it?

Just like that?

Yes, we talked about it yesterday.

Yes, yes, we talked a lot about it,

so, let's go, shall we?

I'll practice dying your hair.

What?

On me?

No, I can't. In the end I can't,

it's impossible.

But yesterday you said

you'd always wanted highlights.

I'd an Australian boyfriend,

a surfer, and his highlights were...

No, I'd love to, but...

I have to practice for tomorrow.

I've never dyed anyone's hair.

What's so funny?

Don't look now, but...

Don't look!

In Argentina, do you know

a singer called EI Puma?

Sure. My mom's a real fan.

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