OzLand Page #2

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enjoy life while it lasts.

Ready?

Touchdown!

- You know who

could live forever?

The scarecrow.

A farmer made him out of straw,

and put him on a pole in

the middle of a field,

so he could scare away crows.

He doesn't need to

eat, drink, or sleep.

He doesn't have

any brains though,

he's gonna go find the

wizard to get him some.

- There's no such thing

as a man who doesn't have

to eat, drink or sleep.

Or one that can walk

and talk with no brains.

- There is in ozland.

- Ozland isn't real, it's

just something someone

made up to entertain people.

- I know.

But, what if?

She's pretty.

- Thanks.

- You'll like this part,

Dorothy and the

scarecrow found this man

called the tin woodman,

he got caught out

in the rain so he was all

stiff, but they found some oil

and oiled up his joints so

he could move and talk again.

Uhm, here!

Then I made up my mind that

instead of living alone

I would marry, so that i

might not become lonely.

There was one of

the munchkin girls

who was so beautiful that I soon

grew to love her

with all my heart.

But the girl lived with

an old woman who did not

want her to marry anyone.

So the old woman went to the

wicked witch of the east,

and promised her

two sheep and a cow,

if she would prevent

the marriage.

Thereupon the wicked

witch enchanted my ax,

and when I was chopping

away at my best one day,

the ax slipped all at once

and cut off my left leg.

- Ouch.

- Yeah, every time

he swings his ax,

he cuts off another

piece of his body,

so he has to go to a...

A tinsmith, to get a

new one made outta tin.

But I little knew how

cruel my enemy could be.

She thought of a new

way to kill my love for

the beautiful munchkin maiden,

and made my axe slip again,

so that it cut right

through my body,

splitting me in two halves.

Once more the tinsmith

came to my help

and made me a body of tin.

But, alas, I had now no heart,

so that I lost all my love

for the munchkin girl,

I suppose she is still

living with the old woman,

waiting for me to

come after her.

- That's sad.

- Yeah, but he's gonna get

a new heart from the wizard.

- You should get some sleep,

you've had none since our break.

- "I shall take the heart,"

returned the tin woodman.

"For brains do not

make one happy,

"and happiness is the

best thing in the world."

- Hey, don't go too far.

- I won't.

- Hey leif, I think

it's time we get moving.

Leif?

Hey leif?

- I got you.

- Where were you?

You scared me, don't

ever do that again.

- Really, I scared you?

Ah, that's great!

Dorothy met a lion in the woods,

he would roar to scare people,

even though he was a coward.

- A coward?

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