Ozark Sharks Page #3

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Adults don't usually

play the reading

is bad for you card.

I like a good book, Molly,

but stick your nose

in one for too long,

and you might miss out

on something big.

I'll risk it.

Suit yourself.

Oh!

This part is very deep.

Wasn't expecting that.

Oh, drat.

Grandma!

Grandma!

Whoa.

- Wow.

- Yeah.

You like my wheels?

Yeah, that's awesome.

Six cylinder,

five-inch alter lift,

15 bolt FF rear,

and a genuine

harpoon cannon.

Mounted it myself.

Why do you need

a harpoon cannon?

To shoot my harpoon with.

Huh.

Is your pal slow?

Yes, but I think

what he meant was

why would you need

a harpoon cannon?

This ain't the city, boy.

I like to be prepared.

Okay.

Just seems

a little extreme.

Curtis! Curtis!

- Moll?

- What's wrong?

What is it?

What is it? Oh, hey!

Are you okay?

Are you hurt?

No, no, no, no!

Grandma, Grandma!

- What? Where is Grandma?

- It pulled her in!

She was standing

there one second and--

Slow down!

What are you

talking about?

- It grabbed her!

- What grabbed her?

It was--

it was a shark.

Okay.

No, Harrison.

I think she's dead!

Show me where you were.

Come on!

Harrison:

Careful, Molls.

Grandma!

Grandma!

Is this spot?

Yes. Yeah, see?

My blanket's still here.

- Okay.

- What's that?

- What?

- Right there.

I don't know.

I can't really tell.

What are you doing?

Are you, like,

going out there?

No! Harrison,

you can't go

out there!

Relax. I'll be fine.

I'm just going for a swim.

- It's not safe!

- It's fine, Molly.

Calm down! Come on.

It's fine.

Just let him go.

Let him go.

- Curtis, take my phone.

- Don't--

If you see a shark,

just yell.

No.

What is it?

It's her hat!

Arm! Arm! Arm! Arm!

Oh, gross,

it touched me!

Oh, I love that beanie.

Harrison!

- Cutis:
Swim!

- Molly:
Swim!

Curtis:

Swim! Swim faster!

Molly:

Come on!

Hurry, Harrison! Swim!

( gunshot )

That there?

Yes.

One of those

dangerous creatures

I was telling you about.

( ringing )

Sheriff's office.

What's your emergency?

Curtis:

There's a shark

in the lake.

Can you repeat that?

There's a shark

in the lake,

or in the river,

or just--

it's in the water here.

You been drinking, son?

What? No!

I mean, no,

not today, I haven't.

Look, it ate

my girlfriend's Grandma!

I know you're trying

to be funny,

but I suggest that you find

a better use of your time.

Prank call.

Damn kids.

Well, you know

how they get

when the festival

rolls around.

All that teenage mischief.

Come on,

you remember what it's like

to be young and impulsive.

Hmm.

Or not.

He hung up on me

because he doesn't

believe me

that there's a shark

in the river.

Well, of course not.

Whose ever heard of a shark

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