Otley

Synopsis: Gerald Otley, a petty thief and garbage rummager, wakes up one morning, after a drunken night on the town, and finds that he is wanted by the police for murder. And that is only the ...
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Dick Clement
Production: Columbia Pictures
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.3
M
Year:
1969
91 min
4 Views


You know, as landladies go,

you are undoubtedly the most

warm-hearted,

generous and gracious

that I've ever owed rent to.

Three months is a lot to owe.

I'm expecting a cheque.

I've entered this filthy limerick competition

and I'm almost certain to win.

Not to mention

all the things you've lifted.

Hey, you're a naughty boy,

do you know that?

When you moved in here,

this was a furnished flat.

Now everything's on a second-hand

cart in the Portobello Road.

I never did trust your cleaning woman.

And what about the damaged sink?

And the confirmation medal

in the gas meter?

Dearest one, I thought

you came up here last night

to sample my unbridled sensuality,

not take a bloody inventory.

You are a luxury I can't afford, love.

Still, come here.

Come here and give us a goodbye kiss.

- Goodbye? Where are you going?

- Not me. You.

You're being evicted this morning.

I'm being evicted?

After our night of passion?

Well, I felt I had to get something

out of you before you left.

That's definitely rare, that is.

Genuine Queen Anne.

Well, I mean she had to do something

in her spare time, didn't she?

I wouldn't sell a piece

like that to anyone, lady.

- Got a spare bed at your place, Larry?

- Not tonight.

No, it's not often you get

anything like that, you know.

Hey, any chance of a bed?

And you!

Can you put us up

for a couple of nights?

Well, I'm... I'm sure

we can manage somehow.

Not a chance! You know how

pushed for space we are.

Hey, Rollo and Jean are

giving a party tonight, Gerry.

That'll keep you

off the streets for a while.

We weren't going to invite you.

You'd better come round

about, er, ten.

Oh, cheers.

Can you put us up as well?

- No, we can't.

- Oh, just for a couple of nights.

No. Miles is at home

and the dog's on heat.

Well, she's got nothing

to worry about from me.

Look, er... put this, er...

somewhere, will you, Gerry?

- Six quid?

- I'll take five.

Not from me, you won't!

Morning.

Pint of Guinness, love, please.

All right then, are you?

One thing about February, it makes

being indoors so pleasant.

It's nice, isn't it? Peace offering

for the wife for working on Saturday.

What are that lot drinking

through there? Is it hot wine?

- Yes, claret, mulled claret.

- Oh, that's a good idea.

- Oh, let me.

- No, I'll get these. What will you have?

- Er, brandy.

- A little early in the day.

Same again here, please,

I gave eight pounds for this.

Reasonable?

Yes. Yes, that's very good.

These stains will come off

with a bit of polish, won't they?

They were asking ten.

And what are you asking, Lambert?

Ten thousand.

Ah.

- Soda?

- No, thank you.

- Otherwise you go to Hadrian.

- Obviously.

I don't suppose I've got much choice.

You haven't.

I'm very thin, you know.

You'd hardly know I was in your bed.

You've surprised me, Lambert.

In all these, how many is it, seven

or eight years in the department,

you've never done that before.

Was it born out of

initiative or desperation?

I'm tired of British Februarys.

No doubt this is the last

you'll have to suffer.

With all that money

you have coming to you!

It'll look perfect in the den.

How much does eight pounds

work out at in dollars?

A swindle.

Eric, mon brave!

Didn't you notice me disarming smile?

- It means I want a favour.

- Not a chance.

Oh, then I shall assume

my sickly grin.

Look, Eric, about that sofa I got

for you. The Chesterfield.

What about it?

Somebody could easily sleep on that,

for a couple of nights?

Listen, Eric, do you want

to go to a party?

Apparently in Morocco, it's legal.

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Dick Clement

Dick Clement, OBE (born 5 September 1937) is an English writer known for his writing partnership with Ian La Frenais. They are most famous for television series including The Likely Lads, Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?, Porridge, Lovejoy and Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. more…

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