Opposite Day Page #3
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- Year:
- 2009
- 88 min
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And by "up to us,"
that means up to you.
Oh...
Good luck.
OK, if I crank this out
double time,
to the cabin.
Yeah, right.
Good luck, girl.
All right, now, this is
Dimitri's son, Alexei, huh?
Don't worry, let me
put the coat on the doctor.
You're late.
Make a note of that, please.
Yes, sir,
Mr. Montgomery.
My sincerest apologies.
You know, it's no small feat
working 14-hour days
and raising a child on your own.
Spare me the excuses, Godfrey.
As you know, the board
is expecting me to advise
on next fall's product launch
this Thursday.
Either you show us something
we can use in the launch,
have to let you go.
Now, what have you got for us?
Uh...
Well...
let's start with the birds!
Ah, the bird! Ha-ha! Good.
Come on.
After you.
Now, did you know
that overnight-express
delivery companies' employees
are paid $20 an hour
for their deliveries?
So I started thinking,
what if we started a company
paid in birdfeed, literally?
Ta-da!
Even as we speak,
we are in production on
that would travel at mach speed,
delivering packages all over
the world, 24 hours a day!
I call it Bird Express!
What does that
have to do with babies?
Oh... Well, I mean...
other than the classic mythology
of birds delivering newborns,
technically, really nothing.
- It's stupid.
- And a waste of money.
What else do you have?
Right. No.
Forget the bird.
Yeah, just a little side project
to sort of whet your appetite.
Ooh, come here!
Feast your eyes on
the future of sports!
Hmm? Bats hit.
Clubs swing.
Ooh, all on their own!
Oh!
You see, the automated motion,
it teaches kids to play sports
with the proper form.
Ooh, look at this!
Oh!
Oh my God, are you OK,
Mr. Montgomery?
- It's all right.
- Be careful!
You call that a punch?
No, I don't think so.
Thank you for
your patience, sir.
Yeah, hey, we're just
getting warmed up!
Right, Dimitri?
OK.
Now, this next one
is for the parents.
And I call it Slow Ray.
Watching a baby
when you have other
household responsibilities,
it's challenging because
they're all over the place.
falling, getting
into everything.
But if you slow them down...
Ahh...
How far can they go?
Hmm? How much can they destroy?
That is fascinating,
but how is the effect reversed?
Thank you, Doctor!
What happens
if you shoot your kid
with the fast mode first?
- Good point.
- Oh, well...
So far I've seen
absolutely nothing
worth mentioning to the board.
If anything,
hearing what you have to say
has mad me stupider.
Are we done yet?
- I think we're done.
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