Operation Endgame Page #2

All right, so what happens

if that door malfunctions?

How do we get out?

You don't.

Shut the door, b*tch.

You live in a barn?

Rude.

You wanna do

the introductions?

No, my f***ing feet hurt.

Great, I'll do it.

Thank you. I'll keep talking.

If we're heading up Omega Team,

Emperor spent over

See that Cro-Magnon f***

right there?

That's Judgement.

Deals solely with IT and Demolitions.

A real piece of work.

The rest of his energy's

spent saying sh*t like,

"It's Judgement time, baby."

But he can take down

a 747 using only his iPhone.

Basically,

he's like a black MacGyver,

but without the fancy mullet.

Hey!

Where the f*** is Alpha Team?

Sh*t, man.

Something's up.

Empress walked in here

and the skirt wrapped up her hips

like a motherfucking ligature.

Now the last time

she donned an outfit

so damn libidinous

was the day they whacked

Benazir Bhutto.

Who's Empress?

Who the f*** are you?

L... I um...

You're about as smooth

as a three-month-old bikini wax.

Yeah, he is.

He's endearingly retarded.

I love you.

Ah, Alpha Team!

Whee!

That's Magician.

Alpha's econo-terrorist.

Let me just tell you this.

The reason the third world

is still the third world

is 'cause of that a**hole.

CD of Alpha Team occupies

my slot on the other side.

His work in Florida in 2000

really put him on the map.

Queen of Spades.

That's Tower.

Our youngest recruit,

straight out of college.

No-sock-loafer-wearing

Georgetown-educated-black-Republican,

most likely still a virgin.

Not a fan of Osama.

Hierophant...

conceived in the bowels

of a megachurch laboratory.

Giggly, cute,

f***ing nut.

Watch out.

Very dramatic.

Watch this. That was for us.

She knows we're watching.

Nice.

All right, everybody's back

from Virginia and accounted for.

Check it out.

It's all over the news.

Government authorities

have no further comment

about the warehouse fire

that killed three civilians

and an unidentified fourth man,

whose name has not

been released.

Apparently that's where all

the Cheney death squad files are kept.

Yeah, I told you that.

- No, you didn't.

- Yes, I did.

- When?

- Two weeks ago.

...to the adjacent parking lot.

Authorities have confirmed

that the cause of the fire

was an explosion that occurred

because of a gas leak.

Gas leak, right.

The warehouse,

dubbed a safe house

by the Department of Defense,

was a storage facility

for government documents

reaching back 50 years.

Look, Empress, we all know

Project Safe House was messy.

Messy?

You think it was messy?

I talked to Emperor.

I talked to Chariot.

What do you want me say?

Nothing. You look too f***ing good

with your mouth closed.

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