Operation Cupcake Page #5

I RUN A BATTALION

OF OVER A THOUSAND MEN.

I CAN HANDLE SOME CUPCAKES.

OKAY.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU TOO.

THE PLACE IS IN GOOD HANDS.

BYE.

[door opens and closes]

I REALIZE HOW FASCINATING

THIS MUST BE FOR YOU,

BUT IF YOU'RE BACK HERE,

YOU NEED THE NET.

OKAY.

JUST AN OBSERVATION,

BUT YOU COULD DOUBLE YOUR OUTPU IF YOU USE BOTH RACKS.

I COULD.

AND, IF THIS WAS A MESS HALL,

I WOULD.

BUT THEY COOK BETTER

WITH ONE RACK.

HOW MUCH BETTER:

COULD THEY TASTE?

IT'S JUST FLOUR AND WATER.

FLOUR AND WATER?

[scoffs]

AND WHAT, THE MONA LISA

IS JUST PAINT ON A CANVAS?

TECHNICALLY, YES.

ARE YOU TELLING ME

HOW TO BAKE?

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING THIS

FOR 27 YEARS.

YOU'VE BEEN HERE 27 MINUTES.

YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW.

I'M JUST TRYING

TO MAKE THIS OPERATION

A LITTLE MORE EFFICIENT.

OKAY.

YOU SEE THIS?

THAT IS YOUR LINE IN THE SAND.

YOU STAY ON THAT SIDE,

AND WE WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.

YOU GOT A CUSTOMER.

HMM.

CARSON,

I HEARD YOU WERE BACK.

HEY, HARLEY,

HOW YOU DOING?

HOW ARE YOU, MAN?

YEAH, THAT'S A NICE COLOR

ON YOU.

OH, YEAH.

HOW'D YOU GET ROPED

INTO THIS?

I GOT DRAFTED, OR I ENLISTED.

I DON'T KNOW.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU

SINCE THE FORT BENNING DAYS.

[laughs]

YEAH.

YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD,

BROTHER.

THANK YOU.

YOU TOO.

YOU KNOW,

I'VE BEEN OUT SEVEN YEARS NOW.

I GOT THE HARDWARE STORE

OVER ON PINE.

HEY, THAT'S GREAT.

IT IS NOW.

AT FIRST, THOUGH, I DON'T KNOW,

I FELT LIKE A STRANGER

IN MY OWN LIFE.

- YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

- IT GETS EASIER.

SO YOU FINALLY DECIDED

TO RETIRE?

WELL, STILL DECIDING.

ACTUALLY, I'M UP FOR GENERAL.

GENERAL?

WOW.

CONGRATS, SIR.

THANK YOU.

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN

A GENERAL IN A HAIRNET.

- OH.

- [chuckling]

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?

YEAH. HOW ABOUT AN APPLE CRISP

AND A COFFEE?

COMING RIGHT UP.

SO, DAD, I HEARD YOU HAD

TO WEAR AN APRON.

AND A HAIRNET.

HARSH.

HEY, YOU WANT TO KNOW

WHAT'S REALLY HARSH?

- WHAT?

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

THE BOSS WOULDN'T TRUST ME

TO BE ALONE WITH THE CAKES.

OH, IT WAS YOUR FIRST DAY.

I'LL TRUST YOU TOMORROW.

HERE, LOOK.

HERE.

KIM, DINNER.

[laughs]

RIGHT?

THAT'S CLASSIFIED.

DELETE THAT.

OH, WELL, SHE'LL JUST TAKE

ANOTHER ONE TOMORROW.

- [chuckles]

- AND BY HER, YOU MEAN SHEILA?

I'M AFRAID SHE SEN A MASS EMAIL.

THAT WOMAN:

HAS A PERSONALITY PROBLEM.

WELL, YOU'LL GET USED

TO HER.

DO I HAVE TO?

FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY,

HONEY.

WHAT'S TOMORROW NIGHT?

I'M GOING OUT.

I TOLD YOU.

3.4 GPA, NO TATTOOS,

NO EARRINGS?

11:
00 P.M. CURFEW,

GROUP DATE ONLY,

AND I WANT TO MEET HIM.

YOU SAID WHEN I WAS 16

I COULD GO OUT ALONE.

I MEANT 17.

THAT'S NOT FAIR.

MOM?

UH, YUP.

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