Open Season 3

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Open Season 2

[wood bitten]

Open Season 3

Woo hoo!

One day to guys trip.

Hey Boog!

When are you gonna bring your fine self

down here to fix up our habitat, huh?

Just as soon as I finish helping Riley

with the dam.

[Tree pulled]

[Tree th rowned]

There we go.

You all set for tomorrow? It's gonna be

awesome!

Sorry Boog!

I gotta build this dam.

No guys trip for me.

What? No guys trip?

No guys trip?

Have you lost your mind?

I gotta finish this or O'Grady will tear

my eye.

Yeah. That's okay, it's cool.

We'll think about you while we're making

this and talking trash.

I'm not sure that you can fit in there,

jerky!

Hey, I don't know, maybe the whole

batch?

Alright you troops!

- Let them fly!

- Oi!

[Throwing beans]

Hey, you need anything else, just let

me know.

We gotta get on the road bright and

early tomorrow, baby.

Uh, about that, Boog.

I've got a wee problem.

With all the new kids, I'm not done

collecting my nuts.

Believe me, lad.

I'd rather be skittling with you.

Than getting my minds with these boffin

goons.

Yeah, right.

- Ant! Guys' trip?

- No can't do, bugger!

I got too many. Responsibilities.

No problem.

- Birdie?

- Sorry Boog.

Great.

Surfs, Danny? Let me guess.

Uh. We cannot go suddenly.

That's what I thought.

That's okay. At least I've got Elliot.

He won't let me down.

It'll be like old times.

Me and he.

The original partners.

Sshh. Quiet.

Koo! Koo-koo!

Giselllal Gesalital I was just looking

for your dad.

Sshhh.

Rabbit fight, huh?

Yeah, count me in.

Where's your little bro?

You'll never find me here.

[Crossing ground]

Alright, let's see.

Where to hide?

Ahhh X marks the spot!

[Tree hitted]

[Yelling, and bumped]

- Got you!

- Gotcha!

You're out!

You gotta work on the landing.

Great game, dad.

Yeah, great game, you guys. That was

awesome.

Alright, when your mother asks.

You'll say I lost for protecting you

from a wild boar.

And a sidekick ferret.

Mom's gonna kill you.

I was attacked by a ferret.

- No, you weren't.

- Dad.

Stop telling Elvis to lie.

Mom says you're not supposed to do that.

That wasn't a lie?

It was uh.

It was a reverse!

A stretch of a non-actual. Boog.

Buddy, back me up here.

Just tell the truth. It's the only way

to roll.

Exactly what I was saying.

And stay in school.

And don't talk to strangers.

And never run with scissors.

So Boogster, you wanna take the kids

fishing?

Actually, Elliot.

- I'm kinda getting ready for guys'.

- I see where you're going with this.

It's time to teach survival skills.

- I was hoping to.

- Grab a baseball.

- Well I..

- Acupuncture? Origami?

- Elliot. Elliot.

- Yoga? Sumo wrestling?

- Elliot!

- Pods. What happened to pods, right?

- Elliot!

- I tell you what. Just take them. Do whatever you want.

I'm trying to get ready for guys' trip!

Oh yeah!

So are you definitely going?

- How could I miss it?

- Yeah, I knew I could count on you.

Elliot!

Remember to tell Boog that you can't go

on guys' trip.

I meant to say I have to babysit the

kids.

'Cos Giselle's going to see her mother.

That's okay, E.

Don't sweat it.

You've got family obligations.

And sometimes, you've got to cancel.

Sometimes?

Don't you mean always?

How long have you known about this?

- Two weeks?

- Two weeks?

Oh, just forget it.

- I don't know why I even bother.

- Boog!

Oh, he'll get over it.

Just like he did when I canceled the

fishing trip.

I guess rabbit fight's over.

Pretty much.

Mother! I was attacked by a ferret!

I guess me and Elliot. We weren't as

tight as I thought we were.

Oh hey.

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