Open Season 2 Page #4

What's that, Bob? Oh, Wild Man says

we need to make a pit stop for a fill-up.

We'll see you

over at the campground.

- Over.

- Break er, break er, happy travellers.

Put your ears on,

I've got great news!

Mudflaps and Wild Man found

their long-lost weenie dog! Over.

Oh, man, is this good.

Hey, Fifi, you want some?

You know, Roberto,

those doggy treats...

...are filled with carbohydrates.

And if I could pronounce that word,

that would mean what?

It would mean you should

stick to the lean proteins...

...the meats, the poultries.

How are you gonna look

sitting by the pool?

- I don't know. Hot and really happy.

- That was rhetorical, moron.

Put down the treats.

You've eaten enough.

I'm going to pretend

I didn't see that.

- Hey, Fifi?

- Yes?

How long do you think it'll be

till we stop?

Because I gotta poop.

Seriously, I gotta poop really bad.

I said it was going to be a long ride,

but you never listen.

Just like you didn't listen when

I told you not to eat the entire burrito.

Now, you know what this

means I have to do.

Gosh, darn.

Every time we leave the house,

you put me through this...

Fifi! Fifi, stop!

- Do you hear me?

- Come on. Help a brother out.

What on earth has gotten

into that dog?

You know I hate doing this.

Yeah, but you do it so well.

Can you hurry it along?

Oh, there you are baby, Fifi.

One pit stop, coming up.

Oh, gross.

No, Fifi. No.

Break er, break er. This is Fox Jaws.

One of my little yappers just

served up a can of gut soup...

...and we are talking chunky.

Let's pull off. Over.

Come on, you dumb cat.

Get off the road.

You two run along

while I get cleaned up.

Out of my way. Out of my way.

I don't wanna be rude, but I gotta go.

- Stanley, old buddy.

- Oh, here we go.

Stanley, it's been ages.

Actually, it's been exactly

one year, Roger.

Really? It seems like

such a long time.

Oh, I have to explain this again?

Okay, listen, we go to Pet Paradiso

every year at the same time.

And, painfully,

we have this same conversation.

- We do?

- Yes. Yes, we do.

Is this ringing a bell?

Stanley, it's been ages.

It's gonna be a long week.

Oh, Rufus. There you are.

How's my shining star?

Why, Charlene, look at you.

Don't you look prettier than a glob

of butter on a stack of wheat cakes.

Oh, goodness me.

- Thank you, Rufus. Oh, may I?

- Well, I'd be much obliged.

Hey, Fifi.

Did you hear they found Mr. Weenie?

- Isn't that great?

- Really?

- Are you sure?

- I heard he lived with wild animals.

No. That's horrible.

- He's lucky they didn't hurt him.

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