One More Time Page #5

has a chance for a comeback?

If you're asking me if I'm

worried about him, yeah.

I'm worried.

I'm worried he's going

to fall on his face.

Mm, well, he's a grown up.

Sort of.

I mean, didn't you

find dad's last album

just a little bit twee?

You know what I find twee?

Using the word twee.

I'm just saying we've been

down this comeback road before.

Need I remind you of the

infamous reggae experiment?

No, please don't.

There you all are.

House is completely empty.

I was afraid you'd

been raptured.

Hey, Alan.

Hey, Jude.

Oh gosh, it never gets old.

You sure?

Where's Paul?

Playing golf.

What does he play,

36 holes a day?

Paul loves his holes.

Where is that Lucille, anyway?

Follow the smell of sulfur.

Hey!

David!

Come over here, and let me

show you how to handle an axe.

I don't want to.

Come on!

Please, will you... will

you just do it for me?

So what brings you out

here, anyways, Alan?

I have these documents

from the DMI lawsuit

that I need Paul to sign.

I thought that was

settled already?

No, there's two DMI lawsuits.

This is a different one.

You're like a

crack dealer, Alan.

You've got Paul hooked.

Please, your father

needs no encouragement

in the legal realm.

I don't need the

money, and I certainly

don't need the ass pain.

I know how to do it.

When's he getting back?

Around dinner.

Do you want to stay and join us?

I'm cooking.

Which means she's buying food,

and Lourdes is heating it up.

Why do I even need to

know how to chop wood?

What time?

7:
00-ish.

I'm there.

Gives these to your pop

when he gets back, ok?

Yes.

It's not gonna work like that.

I mean, it's ok for practice.

Hey.

Psst!

This is right up your alley.

Trust me.

Come here.

What?

Did you ever sleep with Alan?

What?

Oh, god, don't be

ridiculous, Corinne.

Alan's gay.

Alan is not gay.

Alan is so gay.

He's just of the closet

dwelling generation.

Either way, did

you sleep with him?

No.

I already told you.

Once.

Jesus, Jude.

I mean, I remember when

movie stars were sort of lewd.

But when did he get...

When did he get sculpted?

I'm just saying,

it's a tradition

in music to change your name.

Reinventing yourself, you know?

Ask Bobby Zimmerman.

I lived in London through

the '70s, right on kings road.

Now men are being subjected to

the same unreasonable standards

that women have been for years.

I knew all the stars.

Then when I come to Hollywood,

I want to be discrete,

but we used to get around,

party, party all the time.

I could tell you stories.

But athletes, too.

Have you seen

Rafael Nadal's arms?

A lot those arms.

You know, I used to be so

in love with.

The greatest name change in

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