One Fine Day Page #2

I don't need to see that.

I already have an opinion of you.

And I of you.

Liza! Liza, thank God you're home.

- I need a huge favor.

- Melanie? Is that you? You sound awful.

Where are you? Don't answer. I can't talk.

I'm on the other line organizing a fun run.

No, wait. Don't hang up. I really need you to...

Bye, honey.

- Hello? Hello!

- Yeah, I'm here.

- What's the matter?

- There's this guy,

who obviously thinks a minor amount of

charm replaces integrity and commitment,

has not only ruined my day but Sammy's

as well. He's completely missed his field trip.

- My mom hates your dad.

- So? My dad hates your mom.

- So?

- So?

Hey, it's me. I just wanna know

if you're wearin' panties.

What color are they?

Lew, I need this photo approved now.

If I ever act interested in another man again,

would you please shoot me?

- No, don't take 57th across!

- Pink?

- Pink? Sure.

- When is Jack getting in?

No, I will not leave Sammy at the Ninth Street

drop-in center, Liza. He hates it there.

You're my sister.

How can you not watch him?

I have to meet my boss in 15 minutes.

Then I have this presentation, which

could add up to a huge promotion for me.

And you have no job, a nanny,

a cook and a housekeeper.

The nanny is taking Courtney

to Mommy and Me.

Angela is cooking all day for

our dinner party tonight. Berta is cleaning.

- And I'm working at the school this morning.

- What about later?

Later I'm getting dressed

for our dinner party tonight.

- Why don't you get a nanny?

- Because I can't afford a nanny, Liza.

You're with a girl, aren't ya? You dog, you!

A real superwoman. Can't open

her door, won't shut her mouth.

Excuse me. Are you talking about me?

The first lady. We're thinking

about doing a piece on her.

You're insulted because I said I had

a presentation and you don't work.

I do work, Melanie.

I am the CEO of this household.

I'm sorry I can't help you out.

But you're perfect. You'll figure it out.

OK. OK. Bye.

OK, OK. Stay with me. There are cars.

Oh, thank God! It's still here!

- This is it.

- That's not it. There's nobody in there!

- Maybe they're upstairs.

- Upstairs.

Sammy, wait for me.

- I got it.

- No, I'm fine.

OK. Excuse me.

Go, go! Watch your step.

- It was the first boat. I'm telling you.

- There wasn't anybody on the first boat!

- Oh, no!

- It's OK. We can still make it. Goddammit!

Hey!

Hey, boat! Hey!

Hey, come here! Come back!

I got kids over here!

Come back! Hey!

I got kids here!

Goddammit!

Who wants to go on a boat

in the rain anyway?

I know. You did.

All right. Listen. Melanie.

I feel awful about this. I'm gonna

make it up to you. You too, kiddo.

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