On the Double Page #4
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- 1961
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Yes, I do.
My congratulations,
dear fellow.
Yes, yes.
Quite remarkable.
Blast me
if I don't think he'll do.
Have you been told about
your assignment?
Assignment?
We'll take care of that later.
He hasn't been told a thing.
Face the general.
Oh, excuse me,
Sir.
Uh, what will you have?
What?
I'm on a salt-free,
fat-free, high-protein,
low-calorie,
low-cholesterol diet, sir.
Blast it, man!
Anyone who wants to step into
to drink my brandy.
Yes, sir.
Oh, yes, sir. I think
they let me keep it, sir.
I have it. Oh, uh.
No, that's the Hitler mustache.
I can tell by
the mashed potatoes.
for the fortnight.
That's the wrong eye,
you idiotic nincompoop!
A mistake like that
might be tragic.
Well, you see, sir,
I have one good eye
and one eye
with very poor vision.
When I imitate you, sir,
I always put the patch
on the bad eye
so I can see.
But if you insist on it, sir,
I can put it on the good eye,
Here, man.
Here's your drink. Drink up.
Sir, I have
a liver condition--
There'll be steel
through it if you don't.
Alcohol makes the enzymes
Be quiet, man,
or I'll have you hanged
for insubordination!
( stammers ):
Yes, sir. Very good, sir.
If that's
what you really want.
Sorry, sir.
I, uh, can't see a thing,
so I should always wear it on.
Ooh, uh, say, huh...
For heaven's sake, man,
drink up
and get out
of my sight.
Oh, uh, excuse me, sir.
Yes, sir.
Uh, yes.
Take him out and try
to persuade him to desert.
Yes, sir.
Come along.
You've got him, Jeff.
MAN:
The enemy expect
the invasion here.
Now, at all costs,
we must confuse
where the blow will really fall.
Already we've sent
an actor
who resembles
Field Marshal Montgomery
on a tour of North Africa
to convince the enemy
that the attack will be
launched from there.
Sound thinking.
Thank you,
Private Williams.
Very kind of you.
Now, General MacKenzie-Smith
will shortly take off by air
for Yugoslavia
where the second front
will really begin.
He must travel, of course,
in complete secrecy, disguised.
Disguised perhaps as a private
in the American army.
Private Ernest Williams.
I see.
And you want me
to impersonate the general
for a while so that
the German high command
will believe
he is still in London?
Sound thinking.
Uh, thank you, sir.
Very kind of you.
Uh, I've been doing
some more sound thinking, sir
and, uh, ah, I don't think
I want the job, uh, sir.
ERNIE:
Well, sir, doing it for
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