Oliver, Stoned. Page #2

Synopsis: The world's biggest stoner, Oliver, loses a high profile car, forcing him to steal an ice cream truck and enlist his wacky friends to help track down the thief before it's too late.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Tom Morris
Production: October Coast
 
IMDB:
4.2
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
90 min
39 Views


they're

totally Indian

how are you even confusing us to?

we are payning them by the hour

you're litrealy, costing me money right now.

yeah, that's right you enchilada tikka masalas

let's go, let's get out here, c'mon

you know, when you pay people in hourly rate, they're tend to take their time

speatialy when you treat'em like sh*t

then maybe you're lazy ass

shouldn't gotten up

actually done something around here,oh like,I don't know

painted the house

let's not having dick showing contest

I bet you spend all day at club house pool, am I right?

f you, Olive, I have errands to run, for Jeff.

oh, in a bathing suit

face it you do last than I do

oh, I seriously doubt that

I'm the head of marketing and

offical spokesmodel

[snaps] at dangerous details we're ripped through the competition

we pick up detail and leave your vehicle at top speed

for lighening cheap prices

call us today

you get you first detail free

come on down to dangerous details

where the danger is in

the detail

b*tch please don't act that you run this place

you selpt with my dad for his money

we all know you had sex with Benson

senior year for some coke

it's true,those were some dark days!

[doors shut]

Oliver

better not bail on work to sit on that couch

smoke weed with your loser friend Benson

hey, look at that banging babe

you're fresht, cus I'm gonna take to lauch girl

-on the way to launch

-okay, fine but I'am picking

why don't I ever get to pick?

cus, I have better taste in foot

oh, Benson, what's up bro?

oh, slowly

can I get Oliver alone for a minute? outside

sure, whatever

what we will do next

little lines blood

I'll ask him thunderthought, winner

look Oliver

I've been talking with Jenn and this arrangement is not working

what arrangement?

you, work, the house

you're not take any of it serious

it's time for you to go stay with your mother

have some mom time, wouldn't that be nice?

f*** that

Tuscan's a hellhole

I have one bad day, I've slipped off, I can get back on my feet

you've had serveral bad day

and you know what I don't see you doing anything to fix it

I've been living the dream,you know, what made you think I can't keep count

it's not my fault, it's the economy, you know outsourcing

everything's going robotic now

you know social networking has literally changed the game

alright enogh excuses

I need you to get all stuff together, so you can be out by end of next week

please dad, I mean

please Jeff don't send me to Tuscan

I've f*** up fliers, and I know that milf's car

but I can do better, just give me more shot to show my value

we're the dangerously cool guys, right?

you f***ed up the fliers, how did you f***ed up the fliers

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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