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Can I borrow your phone? I'll pay you.

Make it short.

It's the answering machine.

Hi, mom. I need a number in a hurry. | I'll call you back. Take care.

You sure you didn't pass the bus? | I need to pee. Can you pull over?

Piss in this.

You want me to pee in a bottle? | - You have to piss, don't you?

Not in that. | - When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I don't really feel like it.

It's a first, but... what the heck.

No, they're my best buddies. | We've played soccer forever.

Terrific buddies. | - My name i Vagn Bendtsen.

John Lun... Wayne. | - John Wayne?

Strom. | - John Waynestrom.

I'm just plain Bendtsen. | No relation.

To who? | - The politician.

Not as far as I know.

Perhaps the relatives in the sticks.

There's your bus. | - Yes, yes!

I'll just get you the money. | - Forget it.

Thanks for the ride. | - Take that bottle with you.

Bye-bye.

And good luck!

Olaf Palme stubbornly insisted | that the island was Swedish.

Sorry about the stench.

One of the kids | must have pissed himself.

My dad was the head | of the weather station.

But he's retired now.

I forgot my soccer shoes.

What? | - I forgot my soccer shoes.

Last year we played against | the fish factory in Esbjerg.

We were ahead 2-0 | but lost by 3-2-

...because we got | quite drunk the night before.

Then a year and a half ago | we got our new coach, Henrik B.

You think | I could borrow your phone?

I'll pay you.

If you would kindly drop me off here.

Check this out. It's genius.

I bought it on the ferry. | There's a light here...

...and a bottle opener | at the other end.

It's actually a simple construction.

The manufacturer made | a tight sheath around the tool.

One for 12, two for 20. | I bought two for 20.

You're... Hogging the space.

Hurry up! Fork everything over!

Come on, Erling. | - You take forever too.

All in. 14 kroner. | - I'm out.

Three rather nice ladies.

Three pairs. One, two, three.

There's no such thing as three pairs! | - F*** you, Svend-Erik.

There's three pairs. | - You can only use five cards!

You can't have three pairs! | What are you doing?

56 kroner. | Now you only owe me 444.

Someone must know the rules!

Vagn! Vagn! Vagn?

Hi, John. I forgot my shoes. | You can drop me off here.

What the f***? You're so dead! | Did you follow me?

No, I forgot my shoes. Don't hit me.

Stop it... Stop!

Just drop me off here, thanks. | - No f***ing way!

You hit me. Drop me off, please. | - You're staying!

I wasn't aware of your profession. | Just let me go.

No, can do! You just made | yourself a potential witness!

You know what we do | to guys like you, rat?

Are you going to kill me?

That's an excellent idea.

Get out!

No.

Get out now! You rat!

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