Okka Ammayi Thappa Page #5

"Come, my darling."

"No one can compete with you,

my darling."

Hello!

- Hello!

You are the bride's grandma.

You are the bride's mom.

You are the maid.

In India, a servant girl. Am I right?

Yes.

If you don't mind,

can I take one selfie?

Yeah, please come. Please, come.

Thank you. We don't have

servant girls in America.

Did you come alone?

I will marry alone too.

Basically,

I have a very good sense of humor.

The whole of America shakes

with laughter if I crack a joke.

He said the whole of

America shakes with laughter.

Quiet.

Come in, wash your feet.

We don't wash in America,

we just wipe.

Anybody wants? No? Okay.

Grandma, is this for me?

Yes.

Please come.

- Let's go in.

Use tissue. It is good.

Yeah, sit down.

We use tissue for

everything in America.

Call the girl. No time. Time is money.

She will come. She will come.

How long ago did you

settle down in America?

One month.

One month?

Yes. I live for America.

I like America. I love America.

I'll bring coffee for you.

Excuse me, auntie.

No sugar in my coffee.

No salt in my snacks.

Everything should be bland,

American style.

When do you want to do the wedding?

She wants to study more.

Oh, fantastic. Then tell her to study.

I'll come later.

If I crack this joke in America,

they will laugh for an hour.

He said they will laugh for an hour.

Oh God!

Call the girl right now.

I will see her and leave.

She is not here.

She went to the beauty parlor.

Indian girls go to the

beauty parlors to attract..

..American bridegrooms.

Son!

- Yeah.

My granddaughter

won all these trophies.

Oh, fantastic.

She won this in the cycling race.

Oh, she does cycling.

Chandrababu's party. Very good.

And this is..

- Rickshaw racing.

No, chess competition.

Oh. You know what is chess?

No.

- It's played on a carom board.

If I crack this joke in America,

they will..

Laugh for an hour. Here is you coffee.

- Exactly. Auntie, you naughty.

Exactly. Auntie, you naughty.

Wow! I like Indian coffee,

Indian girls.

Call the girl soon.

She'll be back in five minutes.

I need to see five

girls and choose one.

Engagement, marriage,

and then you know what is next.

Apply for a visa.

She will come. She will come.

Anwar, tell me.

Aslam, today is 14th August.

Our independence day.

Happy freedom!

We'll meet tonight to celebrate.

Good-bye.

Good-bye.

Aslam! Redappa complained

to the authorities that..

..you are using a cell

phone inside the jail.

I have no cell phone.

He doesn't have a phone, Redappa.

Sir!

- Give him dinner.

Yes, sir.

What do you want for dinner?

I don't want dinner.

'Lunch in this Hyderabad

and dinner in that Hyderabad.'

Why can't we find bachelors

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