Oh Heavenly Dog Page #3

anything to me about animals.

Mr. Higgins suggested

you go back as a rat.

That bastard.

I just love the way

you say that.

- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

- You come with me into the back room.

- We're going to make sure you

don't go back to Earth...

- Can I use a phone?

- Hey, what about...

- as a little old rat.

- What about the garbage truck?

- Oh, I'm sure there'll be

another one along soon.

You're not really in that much

of a hurry, are you?

Yes. I'm in a hurry.

Big hurry. Very big hurry.

The garbage truck.

Right now. Right away. For sure.

- Can we do that?

- All right.

But I'll be waiting for you

when you get back.

- Uh-uh-uh.

- Yeah.

[Chuckles]

[Truck Horn Honking]

[Truck Horn Honking]

[Browning, Thinking]

Holy sh*t!

That was close.

Jesus, that was close!

Well, l... [Grunts]

Great.

It's amazing how much bigger

everything is from down here.

Well, not everything.

[Chuckles]

[Sneezing]

That's terrific.

They left me the cold.

Probably have worms too.

Ah, cute and fluffy to the rescue.

How the hell am I

gonna get around London?

Wait a minute.

This doesn't look like London.

It looks like... Paris!

- How the hell am I gonna get to London?

- [Car Door Closes]

I'll call you tonight. Will you be

in London or the country house?

- [Woman] London.

- Sorry.

- [Jackie] Do you know my new number?

- Yes.

But remember, Jackie, sex, sex, sex,

or it won't sell 10 copies.

Just get the contracts drawn.

We'll talk about sex later.

Don't tease me, Jackie.

You know how I feel about you.

- Like a father.

- I'll try and remember that.

Bernie.

You're giving me a fantastic opportunity.

I really appreciate it.

Just write a good book.

I'll call you tonight.

[Jackie] Don't you come making up to me.

I don't like dogs that bite.

[Thinking Continues] You tried

to throw me out. What choice did I have?

- What am I going to do with you?

- Well, we could...

Uh, not that,

or we could be in deep perverted trouble.

Thank you.

Thank you.

#[Man Singing]

#[Continues]

#[Singing Ends]

What does

BJ B779 mean, hmm?

If I could talk, I'd tell ya, but you

wouldn't believe it, so it doesn't matter.

- How about if I just

call you B.J. For short?

- Don't say "short."

I'm pretty sensitive

about my height.

[Benjamin] This is perfect.

You're headed right where I need to go.

Just take a left

at the next street, and...

Excuse me.

Uh, the other left.

Ah. Give me a break.

Think about my short, stubby little legs

and how tired they're gonna be...

if they have to walk

all the way across London.

Now, one more chance. Take a left

right here and we'll still be all right.

Okay, that did it.

I can see that we're

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