Odder Human (sequel to Odd Human) Page #3

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I'm afraid not.

STALLONE:

What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

CHARLIE:

It's ... a human ... I saw an evil human squish a bunch of Teenagers!

STALLONE:

Defenseless Teenagers?

CHARLIE:

Yes, defenseless Teenagers!

STALLONE:

Bloomin' heck, Charlie! We've got to do something.

CHARLIE:

I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

STALLONE:

You can start by telling me where this happened.

CHARLIE:

I was...

CHARLIE fans herself and begins to wheeze.

STALLONE:

Focus Charlie, focus! Where did it happen?

CHARLIE:

Mall! That's right - Mall!

STALLONE springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

STALLONE rushes along the street, followed by CHARLIE. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

EXT. MALL - SHORTLY AFTER

GEORGINA BARKER an odd human terrorises two Teenagers.

STALLONE, closely followed by CHARLIE, rushes towards GEORGINA, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

CHARLIE:

What is is? What's the matter?

STALLONE:

That's not just any old human, that's Georgina Barker!

CHARLIE:

Who's Georgina Barker?

STALLONE:

Who's Georgina Barker? Who's Georgina Barker? Only the most odd human in the universe!

CHARLIE:

Blinkin' knickers, Stallone! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most odd human in the universe!

STALLONE:

You can say that again.

CHARLIE:

Blinkin' knickers, Stallone! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most odd human in the universe!

STALLONE:

I'm going to need anything, lots of anything.

Georgina turns and sees Stallone and Charlie. He grins an evil grin.

GEORGINA:

Stallone Alone, we meet again.

CHARLIE:

You've met?

STALLONE:

Yes. It was a long, long time ago...

EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young STALLONE is sitting in a park listening to some Piano music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees GEORGINA. He takes off his headphones.

GEORGINA:

Would you like some jelly tots?

STALLONE's eyes light up, but then he studies GEORGINA more closely, and looks uneasy.

STALLONE:

I don't know, you look kind of odd.

GEORGINA:

Me? No. I'm not odd. I'm the least odd human in the world.

STALLONE:

Wait, you're a human?

STALLONE runs away, screaming.

EXT. MALL - PRESENT DAY

GEORGINA:

You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

CHARLIE:

(To STALLONE) You ran away?

STALLONE:

(To CHARLIE) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

STALLONE turns to GEORGINA.

STALLONE:

I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!

STALLONE runs away.

He turns back and shouts.

STALLONE:

I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with anything.

GEORGINA:

I'm not scared of you.

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