O Lucky Man! Page #5

In fact, you'll find him around

the back now.

You've just come at the right time.

We're having a bit of a party.

Do you like you know what?

- What, Mayor Johnson?

- A party.

Oh, yes.

- Absolutely delighted.

- Right.

Come on then.

- Good evening, mayor.

- Good evening.

Have they fixed that TV set

in the Rockingham suite yet?

- They're doing it now.

- Good.

Telly Rent.

Marvellous firm.

I'm on the board, you know?

If ever you want a telly.

Very fortunate

your coming on a Tuesday.

We always have a bit of a gathering

on Tuesdays.

You'll make some useful contacts.

Always best to meet people

when they're relaxed.

Plenty of variety. Promise you that.

Good evening, Mr. Mayor.

This is Mr. Travis, Linda.

That's Linda.

- Happy to greet you.

- Pleased to meet you too.

- Get my coat, love.

- Well, thank you.

You'll enjoy yourself here,

I can tell you.

Hey, sit down, will you?

Sit down.

- Hello, Mr. Johnson.

- Hello, Harry.

- Sit down.

- Ta. New member?

Yes. This is Mr. Travis of Imperial

Coffee.

Glad you could make it tonight.

Harry Wilson, tax office.

- Great pleasure to meet you.

- Chief inspector.

Any little business problems

you run up against, let me know.

- Attenborough. I edit the local rag.

- Very pleased to meet you.

- This is Jackie.

- Happy to greet you.

- Pleasure.

- Wakedale Echo.

Invaluable to a man in your line.

Comes out every Thursday.

Have you met Maureen?

Maureen, Maureen.

- Say hello to Mr. Travis.

- How do you do?

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Travis.

Barlow, county constabulary.

- Pleased to meet you.

- Superintendent.

At your service. And this is Mavis.

Now, you be nice to Mr. Travis, Mavis.

- But not too nice.

- Happy to greet you.

- Great pleasure.

- Come here. Come here.

Ladies and gentlemen, we've come to

the

part of the show you've all been

waiting for.

We have a first-class selection for

you.

All your favourites...

...and one or two novelties.

And as usual, we will be starting

with our request spot.

So if you'd like to signify

your preference in the usual manner...

Isle of Capri.

- Whiplash.

- Aye, Whiplash.

- Whiplash. Whiplash.

- Roman Candles.

Roman Candles!

- Roman Candles. Another one?

- Chocolate Sandwich.

- Chocolate Sandwich.

- Yes, Chocolate Sandwich.

Chocolate Sandwich.

Chocolate Sandwich.

Chocolate Sandwich.

Chocolate Sandwich.

Chocolate Sandwich.

All right. All right.

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

You have it. You have it.

Ladies and gentlemen,

by overwhelming demand...

...we start with everybody's

favourite,

Chocolate Sandwich.

Come on, June, Violet, Eddie.

Come on, loves. Give them a big hand.

Travis. Imperial Coffee.

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