Now You See Me 2 Page #2

And now... A pigeon?

Technically, it was a few pigeons,

but I hear what you're saying.

Okay. So here's what

I'm going to do.

You want to take a vacation day?

Go on your own? Fine.

But I'm not going to devote resources

to another snipe hunt.

I came to clean this mess up,

not add to it. I'm sorry.

Boss, thank you. I promise you,

it won't be a snipe hunt.

We're gonna get those Horsemen.

She's great.

The problem is when you're

two people at the same time,

one of them is bound

to trip the other.

And when that happens,

I will be there.

Duly noted.

- Oh. Hi!

- Who are you?

- What are you doing in my...

- It's actually a funny story.

How did you get into my apartment?

Whoa!

I think it's funny.

It's not like funny "ha ha."

Or you might not think

that it's funny "ha ha."

I think it's funny.

I guess it's all kind of relative.

I was actually...

No, that's not...

I made myself in the neighborhood

and now I'm here, and maybe...

Okay.

Seriously, how did you get in here?

Are you some kind of

crazed fan or something?

Oh, my God.

No, no, no, I recognize you.

You did that B-grade "geek magic" thing,

didn't you? You pulled a...

Pulled a hat

out of the rabbit.

A hat out of the rabbit, that's right.

I know that it didn't work.

No, it was actually

kind of disgusting.

It was way worse for the rabbit.

Well, your drop was obvious

and your body shell is flimsy.

So if you wouldn't mind crawling out

from under my couch and...

Ta-da! Now I'm sitting

over here. Crazy!

By the way, that rabbit thing?

That was eight years ago, okay?

I've gotten so much

better since then.

- Have you?

- Yeah.

Okay, come here.

What is it that you want?

I wanted to meet you.

Everybody, really.

I want to be a part

of the Eye, okay?

I said it. I do.

And I want to use my magic for good,

like you and Merritt

and Jack especially.

Oh, that's right.

I know that Jack is alive.

I know that he

faked his own death.

I am a huge fan of faking deaths.

That was crazy!

What is this?

A trucker's hitch?

- Yeah.

- It's terrible.

- Embarrassing.

- Okay.

By the way, I am so sorry

that Henley left you.

- Ow! God!

- Sorry.

That's actually a little better.

You know what I heard?

- What?

- About Henley?

I heard that she got tired

of waiting around.

She lost faith

and so she asked for an out,

and the Eye gave it to her.

But who knows, right?

In matters of the heart,

so difficult to tell.

I mean, maybe she got sick of you.

You ever think about that?

Control issues?

Maybe you just didn't

tie her up tight enough. Ow!

Mmm.

Here's what's going to happen.

You're going to stay

here and stop talking,

and I'm going to

make a phone call,

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