
November Criminals
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2017
- 85 min
- 170 Views
1
ADDISON:
My mother diedsix months ago today.
At the hospital, they told
us she'd had an aneurysm.
There was nothing
I could do for her.
good at pretending to be okay.
(SIRENS BLARING)
PHOEBE:
I don't think thisstupid thing is even working.
ADDISON:
You turn it on?PHOEBE:
Of course I turned it on.ADDISON:
Did you takethe lens cap off?
PHOEBE:
Yeah, thatprobably would help.
ADDISON:
Okay, Phoebe,can you just...
PHOEBE:
Okay.ADDISON:
Ready?PHOEBE:
Rolling, and action.Video Diary, day 18.
Now, today is an
extremely important day.
Why?
Because here is my application
to the University of Chicago,
where I'm hoping to study
Classics in the fall.
Have you ever heard of the Internet?
I know nowadays you can
submit this stuff online,
but personally, I prefer
the more traditional route.
As you can see, this
envelope is seriously thick.
Why is that?
the application asks you
to tell them what your best
but they only give you
three-and-a-half inches.
Addy, watch the road.
Three-and-a-half
inches on a page.
I'm sorry, but my worst
qualities took up a lot more
than three-and-a-half
inches.
So I decided to throw
in a few extra pages.
How many?
- Twenty-two to be exact.
- Wow!
- I realize that might seem a bit excessive.
- It does.
However, how are you expected
to express the very
essence of your being
and your views on how
in such a tiny space on a page?
- I mean, it's absurd.
- Okay, Addy, shut up already.
PHOEBE:
There's amailbox right there.
ADDISON:
Great.Phoebe? Can you please film this?
- (CHUCKLES)
- ADDISON:
You're on me, right?Right.
And now the moment we've
all been waiting for.
I know it's a moment you're
very excited about, Phoebe.
You're very excited
about this, aren't you?
I'm excited to get some coffee.
Just put it in the box already.
Okay, give me the camera.
Oh, Jesus, he's still not done.
- Do it.
- (SIGHS)
- (HORN HONKING)
- MAN:
Hey! Move it!You know what?
No. I'm not too worried
about the extra pages
because wasn't it Virgil who said,
"Fortune sides with him who dares"?
Or perhaps even more apropos are
the immortal words of David Bowie,
"I don't know where
I'm going from here,
"but I promise it won't be boring."
PHOEBE:
They're never going toread 22 extra pages, Addison.
ADDISON:
Well, for those of us whodidn't get into Yale early, Phoebe,
we have to put in a little extra effort.
Two medium Americanos.
What's your name?
Add... Screw you, Brandon.
Are you seriously with this guy?
give a shit what you think?
Yeah, but the whole school
thinks you lost your mind, so...
- Hey, Kevin, two medium Americanos.
- Got it.
- Are you going to pay for that?
- Nope.
Two medium Americanos for
- What's going on, brother?
- How you doing, man?
- Good to see you, man.
- Good to see you.
- Did you read it, yet?
- Oh!
What? Dude, how are you so fast?
I don't understand. What did you think?
We'll talk about it after
you've read the James Baldwin.
Come on, man. I'm not as fast as you.
Oh... Have you guys
had your first kiss yet?
ADDISON:
No, I'm waiting.- Of course you would.
- ADDISON:
You should've seen this guyin philosophy class the other day,
the wall. It was incredible.
- Why?
- Because she was giving a stupid lecture
about why students cut class.
And he said, "You're the
reason why students cut class."
- PHOEBE:
Kevin.
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