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EXT. VARIOUS DAYS
glamour and sophistication and mystery.
EXT. STREET - DAY
Mix through to William, 35, relaxed, pleasant, informal. We
bread. It is spring.
Of course, I've seen her films and
always thought she was, well,
fabulous -- but, you know,
-- not a bad place to be...
There's the market on weekdays,
known to man...
outside who got drunk and now can't
remember why he chose 'I Love Ken'...
The racial hair-dressers where
Cookie Monster, whether they like
it or not...
Then suddenly it's the weekend, and
appears out of nowhere, filling
Portobello Road right up to Notting
millions of antiques, some genuine...
... and some not so genuine.
And what's great is that lots of
friends have ended up in this part of
London -- that's Tony, architect
turned chef, who recently invested
the middle of a city -- in a house
with a blue door that my wife and I
bought together... before she left
me for a man who looked like Harrison
Ford, only even handsomer...
... and where I now lead a strange
half-life with a lodger called...
INT. WILLIAM'S HOUSE - DAY
Even he. Hey, you couldn't help me
with an incredibly important
decision, could you?
let's say, whether they should
just want to be sure I've picked the
What are the choices?
Well... wait for it...
(He pulls on a t-shirt)
First there's this one...
coming out of it, jaws open, blood everywhere. It says 'I Love
really romantic note.
pointing down to his flies, saying, 'Get It Here.'