Nothing in Common Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1986
- 118 min
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Donovan?
No, don't, Donovan.
David, I know that you've received at
least two other offers from agencies.
Turn them down or I'm gonna
throw you out your new window.
Charlie, they're not gonna
make me a partner.
Partner?
Boile, Gargas, Lionel and Basner?
Like John, Paul,
George and Ringo.
- You're pretty cocky.
- No, just pretty capable.
Oh, sure, in creating cute
and flashy commercials.
- You have to bring in new accounts.
- Just watch me.
Here's one.
Make it up right there.
Yes.
Don't you know I feel for you?
You pay him.
- I'm dancing, I'm not embarrassed.
- You're drunk.
I'm having a drink.
Run it by.
Yo, Davey.
Meet Sheila and Louise.
- Louise.
- Louise. Great.
How's the wife?
Did you lose the wedding ring?
- David, this is my friend Sam.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
I'm glad you got the job and I didn't.
Honest. I mean that.
- Will you drive him home?
- What will I tell my folks?
Sorry, boss.
- Jo-Jo, give me a stout.
- Beer's on us, Basner.
Thank you.
Hey, nice. What?
hot shots? - Jo-Jo's on it.
That's why you're the boss.
Some big outfit wants
to switch ad agencies.
What big outfit? Their computer,
their cosmetics line?
- It's an airline, okay?
- Well, which one?
- I'll drop a microphone in
their drinks. - Just go find out.
I'll fix you up with Cameron.
You like Cameron?
Well, yeah.
Okay.
Just don't be too obvious.
Go easy on him.
I might need him at the office.
Another round?
Uh-uh.
Mm.
I gotta run.
Got a hot date.
Who's got a hot date?
I wanna talk to you.
Keep your mouth shut.
- Wait. Can we talk a minute?
- No, we can't.
You told me you liked scuba-diving
and you raised seahorses as a kid.
- Yes, I did.
- And you like to... Oh!
Tell me, are you involved
with anybody?
Yes. No.
Well...
Does self-involved count?
No phone calls.
I left expressed orders
not to be disturbed.
I'm looking for new voice
for commercial voiceovers.
And you could be it if I
like this, your audition.
So leave your name and number.
Ready? Action.
It's Max.
Max Basner, your father.
Maybe you heard of me.
I thought you'd like to know
your mother left me today.
- What?
- Oh, you're there.
Yeah, I'm here.
What is this about Mom?
You got a girl there?
Anybody you know?
That's funny.
What is this about Mom?
I'm not talking English, huh?
Thirty-six years of marriage
and she walks out.
She took clothes.
She took pots, pans, the blender.
It's 12:
00 at night, and I'm alonewith a meatloaf wrapped in tinfoil.
Dad, I'm sure this is
a misunderstanding.
It's not a misunderstanding.
A misunderstanding, you take
a toothbrush, not the blender.
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