Nothing But Trouble Page #4

NOW TURN AROUND,

PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE ROOF

OF THE CAR, PLEASE, SIR.

THERE YOU GO, SIR.

SPREAD 'EM.

OH, COME ON, NOW.

"SPREAD 'EM"?

OW!

YEAH, THAT'S NICE.

THE LOWER BACK,

PLEASE.

CHECK THE PROSTATE.

THAT'S NICE.

OH! ALL RIGHT,

THANK YOU.

I GOT AN ITCH:

RIGHT UP IN THERE.

THAT'S GOOD.

THANK YOU.

NOT TODAY, SIR.

TURN AROUND.

MAY I SEE YOUR LICENSE,

REGISTRATION,

AND INSURANCE, PLEASE?

WHAT'S THE CHARGE?

YOU WERE SPEEDING,

BUT THAT'S NOT WHY

I BEGAN TO FOLLOW YOU.

BACK THERE IN THE VILLAGE,

YOU FAILED TO MAKE A FULL STOP

AT THE INTERSECTION.

OH, REALLY?

OH, I DIDN' EVEN NOTICE.

WELL, THAT'S THE INITIAL

REASON WHY I FOLLOWED YOU

AND WHY YOU'RE

UNDER ARREST NOW.

THE SPEEDING:

AND RECKLESS EVASION

WILL BE OVERLOOKED

IF YOU COOPERATE NOW

AND QUIETLY GET IN YOUR CAR

AND FOLLOW ME.

CLEAR?

SIR, WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS MAY BE...

VALKENVANIA,

BUT IT IS:

STILL AMERICA,

AND WE HAVE:

AN APPOINTMEN IN ATLANTIC CITY,

SO WE'D JUST LIKE

TO GET GOING.

WILL YOU JUS WRITE A TICKET HERE,

OR WE:

COULD SETTLE I SOME OTHER WAY,

PERHAPS?

STEP BACK, PLEASE.

I UNDERSTAND, SIR,

BUT THAT'S NOT THE WAY

THINGS WORK AROUND HERE.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

FOLLOW ME A WAYS TO THE REEVE,

THEN IT'S UP TO HIM

HOW WE PROCEED.

REEVE?

THE LOCAL JUSTICE

OF THE PEACE.

NOW, I'M PLANNING NOT TO

MENTION THE SPEEDING TO HIM,

SO I SUGGEST YOU COME

QUIETLY AND IMMEDIATELY,

UNLESS YOU WAN MORE TROUBLE

THAN YOU'RE

ALREADY GARGLING.

WHAT'S THAT BEEPING?

IT MEANS WE'RE OFF THE MAP

ON THIS CARTRIDGE.

WHAT TIME DOES SUNTZ

START THE HYPE?

6:
00. IT'S 3:30 NOW.

WE CAN STILL MAKE IT IF YOU

JUST LET ME DO THE TALKING.

LOOK AT THIS:

METAL SCULPTURE.

THEY MUST BE:

INTO FOLK ART.

FOLK 'EM.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

WHAT IS THAT, MUSIC?

THEY'RE

PIPING IN MUSIC.

"ENJOY YOUR STAY."

WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

MY GOD.

SO THAT'S WHERE

THEY BURIED FLIPPER.

Renalda and Fausto:

FLIPPER'S DEAD?

"VILLAGE J.P."

"SHIRE REEVE."

IT'S LIKE ROBIN HOOD--

"BE POLITE."

HMM.

OH...

AND NO CUSSING.

SH*T.

WOW.

LOOK AT ALL:

THESE TOASTERS.

Fausto:
THERE IS A NEGATIVITY

ABOUT THIS PLACE.

"VALKENHEISER SALVAGE.

TRESPASSERS:

WILL BE SHOT."

OH, COME ON.

Fausto:
THERE'S

A FUNKY KARMA HERE, MAN.

Diane:
IS THIS A JOKE?

Renalda:

IY, IY, IY, I HOPE SO,

BECAUSE I DON'T THINK

I LIKE IT HERE AT ALL.

Chris:
WHERE

THE HELL ARE WE?

LISTEN, DO WE HAVE

TO GET OUT HERE?

"VALKENVANIA COURTS

AND SCHOOLS, 1898."

Fausto:
VALKENVANIA.

HI.

FILE IN.

REASSEMBLE.

LUCY, I'M HOME!

OH, YEAH.

IT'S OLD, IT'S OLD.

RIGHT THIS WAY,

FOLKS.

WAIT. I'M ENTITLED

TO ONE PHONE CALL.

SURELY. AND YOU'RE

MORE THAN WELCOME TO MAKE ONE

IF WE HAD A PHONE.

THERE'S ONE

IN MY CAR.

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