Not for Human Consumption

Synopsis: Inspired By True Events - Jay Trotta (Nick Thurston) spends three years in prison for shooting his drug dealer, but uses his time to get sober. Once released, he works hard and finally gets part ownership in a new Hookah Bar. Jay seizes a "new" business opportunity, making and marketing "incense" that is actually a powerful marijuana-like drug. Jay sidesteps the law by marketing he product 'not for human consumption'. Making money hand over fist, Jay brings his oldest friend, Marty, into the business but keeps his girlfriend, April, in the dark, knowing she would not approve. Jay is torn between his conscience and his pocketbook, but when tragedy finally strikes, he must face the moral ramifications of his 'legal' business and make some hard choices about the future.
Genre: Crime, Drama
Director(s): Chris Alonso
Production: Bosch Media
 
IMDB:
7.0
NOT RATED
Year:
2013
108 min
Website
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JAY:

No, don't point at me.

UNKNOWN:

Look at this guy

Jay Trotta, ladies and

gentlemen

Yeah!

Hey, you got a chaser?

(coughing)

JAY:

Hey dude, does that smell

familiar to you by any chance?

JAY:

Doesn't that smell a little

bit like your mom?

laughing

MARTY:

Hey, Scooter's got those

purple gel tabs.

JAY:

Yeah?

UNKNOWN:

Purple nurple!

JAY:

Yo man, give us some

Scarface.

JAY:

Gimme a Scarface Cuban

JAY:

Yeah, right there.

coughing

JAY:

Those cock-a-roaches!

MARTY:

You gotta do something

with your time Jimmy!

MARTY:

Work with blind kids,

lepurs

JAY:

Hey man, take that shit.

UNKNOWN:

Y'all right with this shit?

JAY:

Yo give me the blunt. (coughing)

MARTY:

Here take this.

Ohhh it hurts so good!

UNKOWN:

That's what your mom said.

MARTY:

That is what my mom said.

My mom's got all day to answer

your questions

MARTY:

Jay Trotta ladies and

gentlemen...

rooftop status!

JAY:

Rooftop status.

MARTY:

Yeeaah! And the Jim-inator!

JAY:

You gonna do it Marty?

You gonna do it or be a bitch?

I'm getting you in that pool man

MARTY:

I ain't getting in that fucking

thing! Get away from me!

Why you always trying to touch

me?

JAY:

Who's going first? It's fucking

five feet!

MARTY:

Touch Jimmy!

JIMMY:

I'm not going first!

I'm not going!

Marty:

Come on, you do that shit

to me all the time!

JAY:

Yo hold up, let me just put this

down real quick.

laughing

MARTY:

Dude, you're such a dick!

JAY:

Dude, I'll fucking do it. I

don't give a shit! Move!

shouting

UNKNOWN:

Oh my God!

MARTY:

Oh my God!

MARTY:

Oh shit yea!

laughing

JAY:

Jump motherfucker, jump!

MARTY:

Do it again!

JAY:

You fucking do it, go!

MARTY:

No!

JAY:

Come on bro, jump. Do it!

MARTY:

There's no fucking way man.

MARTY:

Spark the Rastafari!

JAY:

It's not even lit.

MARTY:

You can do it!

MARTY:

Yo, so when we get back to the

house everybody get naked.

GIRL IN BACKSEAT:

Dude, you think you can handle

it?

MARTY:

There's not anything we can't

handle.

JAY:

...except for more of that

shitty-ass weed!

laughing

laughing

laughing

laughing

POLITICIAN (ON TV):

I've been privileged to serve

people of this great state

we call Florida. She is the

state with the prettiest name

and I love her.

And it is with a servant's heart

that I take this oath today

to protect and defend her

and help her people achieve

their great potential

and their boundless dreams.

President Ronald Reagan

described America

as a shining city on a hill. If

that is true...

JAY:

From one bullshit

politician to the next,

man you're all the fucking same

MARTY:

I can't believe you

woke me up to buy weed.

JAY:

Dude, think about it.

If I had gone out on my

own and had this crazy adventure

all by myself, you'd be pissed!

You hate missing

out on shit, you know you do.

MARTY:

Oh yeah, I wouldn't

miss this for the world.

JAY:

You know that fake hundo

you got in your dresser?

MARTY:

Yeah, it's my

fake hundo in my dresser.

Oh shit.

No...

JAY:

Oh shit, yes.

MARTY:

Dude, this so not right.

JAY:

No, what's not right is that

dirt weed that motherfucker

sold us last time. This is just

karma man.

MARTY:

I don't think that's

the definition of karma.

JAY:

All right, slow down

here for a second.

MARTY:

Dude what the f*ck?

You brought my gun?

JAY:

Just in case. You never know.

It never hurts to be safe.

All right, that's it. That's it

right there. Pull over.

That's him.

DRUG DEALER:

How much you need white boy?

JAY:

None of that dirt weed. I want

the good green.

also you throw in a couple of

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