North Country Page #5

- No, it's okay. Hal bought them.

- Why are we the only ones dancing?

- You call that dancing?

Last time I danced like that

I ended up with twins.

Here's to broad shoulders, leather skin,

and a belly I can rest my drink on.

Yeah!

Hey, I heard Glory's new friend

is living with you.

You got a three-way going or what?

B*tch is on my crew. If you ask me,

this sh*t's out of control.

Funny thing, I didn't ask you.

Come on. Let's go, come on.

Please, take it easy.

What are you gonna do? My taxes?

You shouldn't have done that, Earl.

Come on.

Hey!

Come on.

Take it easy.

Welcome home, pal.

- Thanks.

- What a f***ing a**hole.

- Yeah.

- Cheers.

Welcome back to the range.

Okay, come on, now.

Give me the bunny, give me the bunny,

give me the bunny.

Yes! I got a bunny!

I got a bunny, everyone!

Why haven't you asked me to dance?

Not much of a dancer.

Sherry.

Bill.

So I hear you're some kind

of hockey star up in Carlson.

High school. Long, long time ago.

So you wanna dance?

Sherry, you got a lot of guys

to choose from in this place.

I know you're not a homo.

- How old are you?

- Nineteen.

So you wanna dance or not?

I don't think you do.

I'm wearing underwear older than you.

You really are a homo.

Evening, ladies.

Evening, man.

Just one dance? Your friends here

will keep an eye on us.

All right, sure.

Are you nice, Ricky?

You seem nice.

Hurry. Get out, get out, get out.

You f***ing suck.

You told me to have fun.

I didn't say do it till you puke.

Ah, great, where is Sammy?

Found him.

Where are your clothes?

Barfed on them.

Runs in the family.

All right, let's go. No more.

All right.

Stop singing that song, Sammy.

- Why not? It's a cool song.

- It's not a cool song.

- Will I get my own bedroom?

- Karen, please, no screaming.

- Seriously.

- Hey, nobody's talking to you.

- Then why am I even here?

- Because you're still a part of this family.

Oh, so now we're a family?

What the hell's the matter with you?

Karen, honey.

- It's pink, isn't it?

- Yeah.

It's great.

I just don't know if I can come up

with 20 percent down.

Can you do 10?

- How about 5?

- We can work something out.

How about that, huh?

What do you guys think?

- Definitely. Take it.

- I think it sucks.

Someday you're gonna

beg me to forgive you...

...for being such a horse's ass

on the biggest day of my life. And I won't.

Holy crap.

Look at that long face.

Somebody thought I forgot

about her, huh? But I didn't.

There's a surprise outside.

Cover your eyes.

- You ready?

- Yeah.

- Keep them closed.

- Okay.

Okay?

There it is.

Well, I'm sure the neighbors heard.

- Come on, Sammy.

- Get on there.

Now you're gonna bounce really high.

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