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Just whack it down on the sh*t

sheet, put it in the out tray

- and Johnno will fax them in the morning.

- Sweet.

Yeah, slack as.

Oh, and there's this

safe-sex thing happening also.

Free frangers for anyone

with any information.

There's a box of them in the

top drawer of the kitchenette.

So this is the guy

from the train?

Yep.

He did this as well?

F*** knows. Yes, if you

believe the rumors...

about the same ballistics

coming out of the girl

and a couple of people

on the train.

But who knows?

Probably.

Well, no, definitely

if you ask me,

but it's not on

our job sheet, so...

Looks like

the shroud of Turin.

Yeah.

Poor love thinks she's

seen Jesus or something.

Half the mouth-breathers

around here would say she did.

Speaking of which,

has anyone told you

about lucky Phil?

Okay.

Photo.

- Sorry.

Excuse me.

The bag.

No no no, shh.

No no, shh shh.

Just shut up.

Just shut up.

Shh shh shh.

It's okay.

No no no.

I'm okay.

Did anyone call the police?

Then he walks

down the carriage?

Yep.

Ahh!

- Comes back?

- Yeah.

Then what?

Then he put the gun

up to my head.

- Then what?

- Then he left.

He just left?

He just up and left?

- Yeah.

- Which door?

- I don't know.

- You don't know.

How did he get the photograph

without you noticing?

I don't know.

Come here.

What aren't you

telling me, Lavinia?

- Noel.

- No, please.

Why is this the bit that's missing

in all the statements you've made?

Why is this the part you

can't tell me anything about?

- What happened?

- I don't know.

- Just tell me please.

- What?

- Did you know him?

- Noel.

- Please!

- What?

- Had you seen him before?

- No!

Do you think he knew you? Had

you served him in the restaurant?

- No, I've never seen him.

- Why then?

Why do you think,

after all this...

Seven people,

Why, do you think,

did he let you go?

Don't you think

he should've?

What's on telly?

Is that the one where the

fat people get voted off?

I know, well, the gay guys

are always the funniest.

It's true.

I know, I know.

It's reality TV.

Soon it'll just be people

going to the toilet.

Who will get voted

off the toilet, you know?

G'day.

Hey.

John Smith.

You're kidding,

aren't you?

No.

No, it's just...

Sorry.

I guess it's not as bad

as John Citizen.

What do you mean?

Nothing.

I'm Graham McGahan.

How was your shift?

It was pretty

quiet, John.

Hmm, yeah.

I've had two interviews,

One with lucky Phil.

You've heard about him?

Two interviews,

one with a spastic.

No, I don't... sorry.

I don't mean it like that.

It's just frustrating,

you know?

Mmm. Hmmm.

Three.

Right,

thank you, gentlemen.

Shut your engine off,

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