Ninja Girl: The Lightning Orb Page #3
- Year:
- 2012
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It's a date.
Ah!
Oh...
Shall I
peel you a grape?
No, but you can
bring me a mink coat.
Shouldn't we wait
for Alma?
Just one
for the birds.
Ah.
Dry enough for you?
Should have run
another screen test.
Oh?
Show you
at a cocktail party,
see what your acting is like
after one of my martinis.
My acting will be
horizontal.
Well, here's to us...
horizontal, vertical,
and symmetrical.
To Alfie and Tippi.
To Alfie and Alma.
You've both been
so kind.
I feel like
I've learned more
in the past 3 months
than I could have
in 10 years
of film school.
Well, I think we should
drink to birds,
especially the ones I've
got roasting in the oven.
To the first day
of principal photography,
and to the girl.
Our girl.
Not that one.
The other one.
Get that one!
Get it out of the rain!
Wipe it off!
Will he eat
from my hand?
Why don't you
ask him?
Here, Buddy.
Mr. Buddy, sir, won't
you join me for tea?
Oh, Buddy, that is
so clever.
I raise him myself
from a chick.
Pound for pound,
the raven and the cockatoo
are the cleverest
animals on the planet.
Can I borrow
the lady for a moment?
So long as
you bring her back.
Now I want
his job.
Oh, no, you
don't.
Poor guy put out
a call to every
professional trapper in
every state of the union.
Offered $10 for every bird
that was brought in.
"Get your checkbooks
ready," they said...
"We'll be bringing them
in by the truckload."
Guess how many arrived.
Oh, no.
No.
None.
Oh, my gosh.
Did it all on his
own and got fined
$400 for exceeding the legal
limit for trapping birds.
Oh, the guys
are so funny.
"There was a young
man from Nantucket,
"who had such a large
cock he could suck it,
"Looked in the glass
and saw his own ass
"and broke his neck
trying to f*** it."
You think maybe
it's drying up?
Will we be shooting
this afternoon?
Not unless
you fix your hair.
He's angry
with me.
He never gets
angry with anyone.
He just gets bored
in between takes.
There you go.
You're done.
You ready, Tippi?
This way.
I won't change my timings
if you get yours wrong,
so pay attention
to the camera.
Let's go for a take.
Stand by, everybody.
Going for a take on this one.
Quiet!
Roll it!
Speed.
Action.
Action!
Uh! Uh!
Cut it. Rita.
Oh, dear.
Oh, no.
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
You goddamn idiot.
One small peck on the hand,
and he let Charlie get away.
Let him go.
We'll lose the scene, and
you don't even like gulls.
Now what is it?
Jim, we can't finish
Jim, for God's sakes.
...another
pair of shoes.
OK, OK.
Sorry, Hitch.
That's a wrap,
everyone!
Tippi, I'll drop your
schedule off at the motel,
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