Nightwatch Page #3

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Shake my hand.

I'll just play one game, OK?

I'm sorry.

Damn, baby.

Do fries come with that shake?

Please, get out of my way.

Maybe we should do something, huh?

Let me know if you're interested

in nine inches.

I'm very interested in nine inches

but not in f***ing you three times

to get it.

Such nasty things

coming from such a pretty mouth.

Where you going?

Did I hurt your feelings? B*tch.

Hi. I hope our little altercation

didn't interrupt your beer-drinking.

We were just discussing

if we should do something.

- Let's go.

- No. We're gonna stay.

No, we're not.

I didn't mean you and me.

I meant me and Martin.

Just a little while.

- A**holes.

- I hope you know what you're doing.

You know, if this was the movie and

you were playing the exciting guy...

you'd go over

and show those guys up.

James. James.

James!

Four, quadruple, Jack.

- What are you doing?

- Getting ready.

- For what?

- You challenged me.

I take it back.

We're not in grade school.

You can't take it back.

James, don't...

Excuse me.

Hi. I wanted to thank you.

What in the f***

is you talkin' about, fool?

I wanted to thank you. You know how

long we've been looking for you two?

You're not telling me I'm the first

person to approach you about this?

I'm serious. You guys are gonna be

on talk shows forever.

- Talk shows?

- Oprah, Phil, Sally. You name it.

You like Ricki Lake?

What the f*** are you talking about?

When I say we've been looking

for two guys like you, I mean it.

- No one's approached you about this?

- No, nobody's approached me.

That's unbelievable.

Un-f***ing-believable.

You go on these talk shows -

and there'll be a lot,

you're gonna be

on the road for weeks.

These guys will ask

the same opening questions.

Maybe we should run through it now,

just so you're prepared, huh?

OK.

Yeah? All right, great.

It's a multipart question,

so answer carefully.

Now, we know for certain

that your parents communicated

through a series

of clicks and grunts.

What we wanna know is how and when

did you acquire

the facility of speech?

All right? Were you the only one in

your group to exhibit this facility?

And when did the majority

of your body fur fall out?

Answer the third part first.

Sure.

Come on back. Let's play some pool.

Where you going?

- Non-verbal communication...

- You motherf***er!

- Let's do it. Come here!

- You can't be domesticated.

God! Did you see their faces?

That was great!

"When did the majority

of your body fur fall out?"

Did you see them?

- F***!

- You all right?

- Goddamnit.

- Are you hurt?

Let's get out of here.

You know, I f***ed her.

Who?

The hooker, Joyce. I f***ed her.

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