Night Shift

You're going the wrong way!

Franklin!

What the hell's wrong with you?

You bastard!

You all right?

Who's that?

Your momma!

Franklin, you forgot your coat.

- I'm going to dunk on you.

- You couldn't dunk doughnuts.

A dollar!

You got it.

Step aside, chump.

Pay up, sucker!

Christ!

Do you recognize this man as

Franklin Delano Roosevelt Jones?

What was your...

...relationship with the deceased?

He was my Avon lady.

- Give me a break.

- Give me a break!

You think this is

a thrilling morning for me?

Eat an Egg McMuffin,

look at a dead guy.

Look, honey, I--

I'm not your honey.

It's Belinda.

As a matter of fact,

it's Miss Keaton.

Are you listening to this?

She's a whore.

Hello.

And this guy here was her pimp!

He didn't pay off someone

like he was supposed to...

...so somebody made him

kiss the sidewalk.

Can I close the drawer now?

Sure.

All right. Now can you tell me

who sent him to pimp heaven?

- Sure! Now can you kiss my ass?

- For how much?

Is someone going to pick up Mr. Jones?

We sure could use the space.

You've got it, sport.

Sir, could you sign right here?

Excuse me.

Franklin once told me that

he wanted to be buried in his car.

We don't do that.

You'd probably have to call

the funeral home...

...or the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Don't I know you?

Yeah, I do. I do.

No. I couldn't.

I wouldn't!

I'm engaged.

Here's a picture

of my fiance, Charlotte.

The picture doesn't do her justice.

She's suffering from water buildup.

I thought I knew you.

A lot of guys have my face.

This is my mom.

- You okay, Chuck?

- Thanks for waiting.

I'm taking off.

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Good night.

Hi, Mr. Carboni.

Ain't you going home?

Hector's an hour late.

It's seven o'clock.

- Hector's been transferred.

- You got a new night man.

Not exactly. Starting tomorrow,

you're on night shift.

Night shift?

I started on night shift.

I'm here 6 years.

I thought I'd get a raise--

Are you going to make trouble?

Are you going to go over my head?

Night shift?

Hey, Chuckie, baby!

Come on!

Night shift's better!

There's no supervisors.

You practically run the place.

You like to read.

It's quiet at night.

- It's quiet during the day.

- Good. It's settled.

See you tomorrow night.

You'll be breaking in a new partner.

Bill something or other.

Mr. Carboni?

Who has my job?

Right here.

It's right on here.

He seems to have

the same last name you do.

I think he's my nephew.

I'll see you, Chuck.

Well, that's just wonderful.

What am I supposed to be doing

every night while you're working?

- I'll be home days.

- I work days.

All normal people work days.

Should I have quit?

Want me to go--

Why ask me? I don't know why

you work there in the first place.

Your mother says you're

a financial wizard.

Why do you listen to my mother?

This is the same woman...

...who goes to a sance every

Friday night since my father died...

...just so she can still yell at him.

How long will you be on there?

Until the wedding.

That's nine months.

Don't you want me to look good?

I think you look good now.

And I think you're

the sweetest man in the world.

Every day!

You're going the wrong way!

You the night guy?

How you doing?

I'm Leonard Carboni.

What a pleasure to meet you, Leonard.

- How was your first day?

- Shitty!

- A lot of paperwork.

- I see.

Uncle Sal said you'd

straighten it out.

Fine.

Jumpin' Jack Flash

How you doing?

I'm Bill Blazejowski.

Call me Billy Blaze.

You must be Chuck.

Nice shoes.

This is all right.

Guess this is where I'll be working.

I'm your new partner.

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