Night of the Living Deb Page #4

Gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme!

- Hello?

- Mom'.!

- Are there zombies there?

- Gotcha! You've reached my voicemail.

- Please leave a message.

- Jesus, Mom, I hate this gag.

Just kidding, it's actually me.

Oh, oh... Mom, are you really there?

Well, of course, little Miss Magoo.

Happy Fourth of July!

Er, have you been outside yet today?

Why, yes, I was just down

at the Pick 'n Save.

And are there people

eating other people's flesh?

I'm in Virginia Beach, honey, not Florida.

Mom, listen to me. The people here

are infected with something.

I'm trying to get down there,

but if I don't make it...

take care of yourself.

- Deb?

- I love you.

- Are you there?

- Ma'?

- Can you hear me?

- Still using that janky old phon...?

- Dammit!

Mm.

Okay, let's take stock of

What we have and, er...

Oooh!

Board up the windows. Way ahead

of you, chief. Pee corner's over there.

That end table was a matching set! And we

don't need a pee corner, I've got a bathr...

You know what? We're getting out of here.

Help me!

Ooh!

All right, they're drawn to the noise.

We'll have to leave quietly.

But... you heard the radio.

They said to hunker down and wait for

the National Guard or, you know, whatever.

And, just some food for thought,

we might want to start bonding

in case we have to repopulate the world.

- Just thinking out loud here.

- No, please don't, all right'?

Look, my fiancee, brother and father

are out there. They/ll be expecting me.

Breaking news - people are kind of

foregoing their holiday plans right now.

You'll be no help to them

if you get infected.

I'd rather take that risk than be

without the people I care about.

- Okay, whatever you Want. I'm staying put.

- But I need you!

It's weird. I know that We've only known each

other a short time, but I kind of feel...

- You have a car.

- Oh?

What happened to yours, player?

It's in the shop'?

- I don't have one. I ride my bicycle everywhere.

- Huh!

Everywhere except across town in

the middle of a zombie apocalypse, huh'?

- Is that your one exception?!

- Look...

Help me collect my people,

then we can all leave town together,

and then you can get

to your mom in Virginia.

Oh, I can't stay mad at you!

We're gonna need some road snacks.

Oh! I foolishly thought

that you kept food in here.

- Hey, we can survive on this stuff!

- Oh, for an hour, if we were rabbits.

Why do you have coconut water'?

Is this Maine or Gilligan's Island?

It's very hydrating.

Okay, once we get in that car,

lam not stopping till we get to VA.

There's gotta be some place

around here that we can get food.

I check in on Mrs Jones,

get her groceries once in a while.

Oh, that's so sweet!

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