Night of Something Strange Page #3
- UNRATED
- Year:
- 2016
- 94 min
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Willy Wonka and
formed a blood factory
and slaughtered all
those Oompa Loompas
and made a buncha bloody Marys.
Vagina Coyote Uglies.
A lot of Draculas' wives went
out on a night on the town
and went to a bachelor party
and all had their periods
at the same time.
- Yes, ma'am.
Oh my God.
What the f***?
- [Freddy] Alright,
you guys ready?
- [Jason] Just zoomin' out.
- This is so f***ed up Freddy.
- Shut up or I'm
gonna get you next.
- [Jason] Ready.
(Freddy grunts)
(flatulence)
- [Freddy] (chuckles)
There it is.
- [Christine] You better
not get me this time.
- You're safe, for now.
(slaps)
(low percussive music)
- [{Carrie] F***.
(sighs)
(music swells)
- What the f*** is she doing?
Dropping the kids
off at the pool
and giving them
swimming lessons?
- You're so gross.
(gasps)
(crickets chirping)
(door slams)
(urine tinkling)
(phone vibrating)
- That f***ing b*tch!
I knew I couldn't
f***ing trust her.
Goddammit, I knew it!
(frustrated growl)
Just relax, Dirk, you
don't wanna Hulk out.
It's been six weeks
since you've been laid,
just, just be cool.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- What's wrong, you look like
somebody killed your cat.
- Cat?
I don't have a f***ing cat.
Are you mistaking
me for someone else?
- It's an expression,
what's your problem?
(tense violin ensemble)
- Express this, b*tch.
(weapon fires)
- Hello, Dirk?
- Cat?
I'm a f***ing dog person,
don't you know me at all?
(low suspenseful
orchestral music)
(sniffing)
(snuffling growls)
(retching)
- Whoa, whoa, what the f***?
- Pull over!
- Oh, my God, Carrie!
Freddy, pull over.
(gravel crunching)
(strident orchestral melody)
- [{Carrie] Oh, f***!
(retching)
- [Freddy] Oh, what did you eat?
- [Christine] Shut up, Freddy.
- [Brooklyn] Oh, Sh*t!
(retching)
eat some grass or something.
- Really, Freddy?
- Well, that's what my dog does
when his stomach gets upset.
(tense orchestral melody)
(measured growls)
- [Christine] You
don't look bad.
- [{Carrie] I feel better.
- [Christine] Are you sure?
- Yeah, I think it was
just something I ate.
School cafeteria, I don't know.
- Yeah, looks like
Friday's corn dogs.
- [Christine] Let's
get out of here.
- [Freddy] Why don't
you shut up, Jason?
(music swelling)
(growling)
(engine roars)
(quiet thrumming melody)
(soft string melody)
(low indistinct growl)
(metal can scraping)
(screeching suspenseful melody)
(heavy thumping rock music)
(demonic vocalization)
(slapping thud)
(aggressive growl)
(bone cracking)
(aggressive growls)
(gentle rain)
(low orchestral score)
- Holy sh*t-hole.
Alright, Jason, let's go.
- For what?
- Because I said.
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