Night at the Museum Page #9

No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah.

Now, listen, guys.

What is your problem, huh?

Why can't you just get along?

Look, we're men. We fight, okay?

That's what we do.

It's kind of how we pass the time.

You're, like, a giant. A freak, if you will.

We can't expect you to understand that.

You got the whole room to run around in.

You don't have to be near each other.

-What, you mean...?

-You're gonna let us out?

What, and just roam free?

Yeah. Yeah, I might,

if you promise to behave.

That means no fireballs,

no explosions, okay?

You have my word, my liege.

Yeah, no problemo, Gigantor.

My name's Larry, first of all. Okay, Jed?

So I call you Jed.

I don't call you Tiny, right?

What's that supposed to mean?

-"Hey, Teeny." How does that sound?

-I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.

"Gigantor" makes me feel

like some sort of freak, so....

I don't. I just call you Larry.

Don't be a kiss-ass, okay?

Look, I'm trusting you guys, all right?

If you don't do what I say,

you can end up like the Mayan world there.

Locked up. Take a look.

-Do they look happy?

-No.

They look sad.

They can't do what they wanna do.

Now, I'm letting you guys...

...have a little bit of leash here.

Don't choke me with it, okay?

I gotta run. You guys play nice, okay?

Okay. Good. Thanks.

Hey, how's that gum treating you,

dum-dum?

Good.

Oh, hey, Dexter.

I'm just locking up. You want in?

Yeah?

All right.

What's that? You got my keys?

I don't think so.

Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one

on little Dexie.

Those are baby keys for a little baby.

Have fun with your baby keys,

little baby monkey.

Tomorrow I'll bring you a little baby diapy

so you can go poo-poo in it.

I'll give you a tickle

because you're a cute baby.

While you cry all night long

about how Uncle Larry fooled you, huh?

I told you there was a storm coming.

-Hey, Teddy.

-Lawrence.

You impertinent pup.

I knew you'd come back.

-You look like a man on a mission.

-Yeah, I'm gonna give it another shot.

-You...?

-What?

-You checking her out?

-The nerve.

Checking her out.

I've never heard of such a thing.

No, no, no. I'm just-- I mean

because, you know, she's very beautiful.

-Beautiful?

-Yeah.

-Rather handsome woman, I suppose.

-Yeah.

I don't know,

maybe you should go talk to her.

-lndeed. Bless you, lad.

-Yeah. All right.

-Carry on.

-Good. See you.

I....

Hey, hi.

No! It's okay!

It's okay. You guys speak English?

No?

Right. I don't know what that means...

...and I know that you and I got off

on the wrong foot last night, but...

...a little birdie told me

that somebody likes...

...magic.

-Magic?

-Magic.

Sorcery.

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