Nice Guy Johnny Page #2
- Yeah, I noticed
all the fine ass on the street.
- I actually don't think you did,
because there's a bevy of horny honeys
out there and you know what they want?
- What do they want?
- They want their pound of flesh.
And you know who they're expecting
to give it to them?
- Who are they expecting's
gonna give it to them?
- You.
- Me? No, you!
You can, okay? Be my guest.
I'm not that guy.
Besides, Claire and I
have been together since college.
I love her.
- Whoa, whoa.
You have been with the same chick
since college?
- Yeah. You met her, actually,
at my graduation party.
- This is heartbreaking, Johnny.
That is the only piece of ass
you've had since then?
- Okay, she's not a piece of ass.
All right? That's my fiance.
- Fine.
My apologies, all right?
- Okay.
- But here's what your Uncle Terry
is gonna do for you this weekend.
All right, a little wedding gift for you.
I'm gonna take you out,
get you some strange.
- No, I don't really need
that wedding gift. I'm good, thanks.
- How about I get you a BJ, then.
I know some chick--
- BJ!?
No BJ! No. All right?
Claire takes care of me.
- Fine.
All right... Here's a thought instead.
You're going out to your mother's
for lunch tomorrow, right?
- Right...
- So what do you say
you let me drive you out there,
afterwards, we'll power out
to the Hamptons
for the weekend?
- It sounds like fun,
uncle Terry. It does.
It's just...
I got some errands
- Wh-what kind of errands
do you have to run for Claire?
- She wants me to pick up
a handbag, or something,
at some special shop downtown.
- Okay, my man, that settles it.
I am picking you up at your hotel,
tomorrow morning.
- I know what you're trying to do,
Uncle Terry,
and I'm not interested, okay?
- Wait, you're not interested
in spending a little quality time
with your uncle?
in your shitty hotel room and do what?
I'm offended, man.
- Okay, you don't stop, do you?
Thank you for the drink.
I appreciate it.
- Look, I wanna spend
a little time with my nephew!
That such a bad thing?
- Next time. Okay?
I'm gonna take the train to my mom's,
then I'm gonna get some rest.
- What better way to get some rest
than to hang poolside with your uncle?
Listen to me,
I'm not taking no for an answer.
- All right. Okay. 9:00 a.m.?
- Let's make it 10:00, all right?
Just to be safe.
And do me a favour, lose the hat, okay?
You're too young to get married,
and too old for that f***ing hat.
- Right. Thank you.
I'll see you tomorrow, all right?
- There he is!
What do you say, buddy?
- What's going on?
- How you doing, man?
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