Next Friday Page #5

CRAIG:

Yeah.

A sad moment.

DAY-DAY

Go on and make yourself at home. I'mma

go get dressed for work.

CRAIG:

Oh, yeah, where you work at?

DAY-DAY

Pinky's Records and Disc in the shopping

center. I'mma talk to my boss and see if

he got a little position for you. 'Cause

you been unemployed for a long time now,

Craig.

CRAIG:

Thanks for reminding me.

Day-Day exits. Craig is left to look around, until something

outside catches his eye.

EXT. HOUSE

It's D'WANA (20), Day-Day's six-month pregnant girlfriend.

She's walking on the right side of his BMW. With one hand

she waves at Craig...with the other hand she's keying Day-

Day's car with the skills of a retarded first-grader.

INT. HOUSE

Craig waves back, but something ain't right. Uncle Elroy

steps in with SUGA (39), his nymphomaniac girlfriend. She's

wearing a sexy nightie that's a size too small.

UNCLE ELROY:

Craig, I want you to meet my old lady,

Suga. Suga, this is Craig.

SUGA:

Oooh, ba-by!

She gives Craig a big, juicy hug and kiss, grabbing his ass

in the process.

SUGA (cont'd)

(hugging and grabbing)

You even cuter than your baby pictures.

CRAIG:

Thank you.

SUGA:

(whispering in Craig's ear)

You know, I'mma be your new auntie. We

can keep it all in the family if you want

to.

Uncle Elroy un-hugs them.

UNCLE ELROY:

Okay, okay, that's enough. Go put on

some damn clothes.

SUGA:

(pouting)

Elroy.

UNCLE ELROY:

Suga. Go ahead and get us something to

smoke on.

SUGA:

Okay.

(winking)

Bye, Craig.

CRAIG:

Nice to meet you.

Suga walks out.

UNCLE ELROY:

Man, that girl's gonna kill me one day.

Viagra ain't working. My back keep going

out... she don't never get enough. But

check this out. I got to lay some ground

rules.

(gets closer to Craig)

Your my family and I love you. You're

welcome to anything you want in my home.

But I don't wanna catch you in the

refrigerator or in my Suga bowl... you

feel me knocking?

CRAIG:

Yeah.

UNCLE ELROY:

Well, let me in.

CRAIG:

Uncle Elroy, who's that girl by Day-Day's

car?

He looks.

UNCLE ELROY:

Oh, that's D'Wana. His ex.

(yelling upstairs)

Day-Day, the crazy b*tch is back!

Day-Day runs down the stairs to get a look. He's holding a

piece of paper.

DAY-DAY

Aw, naw.

He runs out the door.

EXT. HOUSE

D'Wana continues her job. Day-Day storms over, waving the

paper.

DAY-DAY

Girl, you supposed to be 1000 feet from

my house. What you doing over here?

D'WANA

What it look like I'm doing? You can't

quit me, I'm pregnant!

DAY-DAY

That ain't my baby!

Day-Day spots the damage. He loses it.

DAY-DAY (cont'd)

(in disbelief)

Oh, my God! What you doing?!

Now he's a madman.

DAY-DAY (cont'd)

B*tch! You keyed my car! I'mma kill

you!

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